Tuesday, November 29, 2005

So Very Sorry

My sincerest apologies to all my blog friends as I owe you guys some trivia! The Thanksgiving holiday events threw me off a bit and I don't think I even looked at a computer that day...and the long weekend also threw off my rhythm so I didn't get a chance to make up for my tardiness. But then on Sunday I injured my left ankle...had to go to the emergency room and everything. Nothing's broken...just some torn ligaments...but under doctor's advice I have to stay home from work all week. So I spent all of today sleeping...and when I wasn't sleeping I was hopped up on painkillers...hence the lack of Monday's trivia installment. I will make it up to you guys as soon as I get the chance! But it is now 12:01AM as I'm posting this which makes submitting this message the first thing I've done on my 24th birthday. On the bright side, at least I'll get to do what I wanted to do on my birthday: sit on my ass and watch DVDs all day!...while on drugs...hehehe

Much love to you all! =]

"What a fitting end to your life's pursuits. You're about to become a permanent addition to this archaeological find. Who knows? In a thousand years, even you may be worth something."

Monday, November 21, 2005

Trivia for Squiggle # XXXI

Today's Trivia for Squiggle is a continuation of the various people tidbits in issue #XXIX.

751. Malcolm X's real name is Malcolm Little.

752. Marie Curie, the Nobel prize winning scientist who discovered radium, died of radiation poisoning.

753. People who studies laughter are called a "gelotologists."

754. Ralph Lauren's real name is Ralph Lifshitz.

755. Rapper LL Cool J's name is short for "Ladies Love Cool James."

756. Richard Pavelle solved the Rubik's cube underwater with only needing five gulps of air.

757. Ringo Starr appeared in a Japanese advertisement for apple sauce. Ironically his name means "apple sauce" in Japanese.

758. Saint Patrick's real name was Maewyn Succat.

759. Sawney Beane, his wife, 8 sons, 6 daughters, and 32 grandchildren were a family of cannibals that lived in the caves near Galloway, Scotland in the early 17th Century. Although the total number is not known, it is believed they claimed over 50 victims per year. The entire family was taken by an army detachment to Edinburgh and executed, apparently without trial.

760. Sophia Loren's sister was once married to the son of the Italian dictator, Benito Mussolini.

761. Sylvia Plath was a famous poet who killed herself at age thirty-one by sticking her head into a gas oven.

762. The Red Baron's real name was Manfred Von Richtofen.

763. The artist Michelangelo's full name in Italian is Michaelangelo di Lodovico di Lionardo di Buonarroto Simoni.

764. The famous Casanova (Giacomo Casanova) was a librarian for many years before he died.

765. The first American astronaut in space was Alan B. Shepard Jr.

766. The first cheerleaders in the U.S. were men.

767. The founder of JC Penny had the middle name of Cash.

768. The most senior crayon maker Emerson Moser retired after making 1.4 billion crayons for Crayola. It was then that he revealed that he was actually colorblind.

769. The parents of Albert Einstein were worried that he was mentally slow because it took him a long time to learn how to speak.

770. The political philosopher Karl Marx used to write articles for the New York Tribune in the early 1850's.

771. Thomas Edison, the inventor of the light bulb was afraid of the dark.

772. Tiger Woods' real first name is Eldrick. His father gave him the nickname "Tiger" in honour of a South Vietnamese soldier his father had fought alongside with during the Vietnam War.

773. Tycho Brahe, a 16th century astronomer, lost his nose in a duel with one of his students over a mathematical computation. He wore a silver replacement nose for the rest of his life.

774. Valentina Tereshkova was the first woman to enter space. She spent three days in space and completed forty-eight orbits of Earth.

775. Weatherman Willard Scott was the first Ronald McDonald.

"I don't want to be one of those things...walking around without a soul."

Friday, November 18, 2005

Countess Erzsébet Báthory

At the behest of Cindy, here is some information about Countess Erzsebet Bathory of Hungary, history's biggest female serial killer. I have posted below the entire entry on the Countess from the source where I first learned of her (a site called Modus Operandi):


Elisabeth Bathory was born in Hungary in 1560. At the age of 15 she married to Count Ferencz Nadasdy and took residence in castle Csejthe. The Countess Bathory and her husband took part in black magic and demonic rituals.

The Count Nadasdy often left the castle to go to war. It was at these times Elisabeth had lesbian orgies mixed with sado-masochism.

Elisabeth was at her middle age when her husband had died. One day she struck one of her servants for carelessness. blood lay on her hand which gave it a youthful appearance. The Countess then thought that blood made her look younger so she took to killing girls. At her castle she had dungeons where girls were kept and being fattened up for blood, she also had people kidnapping girls and taking them back to the castle where they were killed. Elisabeth Bathory believed herself to be a vampire, by this she drank blood and bathed in it.

Over the years the Countess and her associates killed over 600 girls, all of which were used for their blood. The villagers were aware but could not act upon it as she had powerful friends. Prime Minister Thurzo of Hungary who was a cousin of the Countess decided to do something and stormed the castle with soldiers to arrest the Countess and her associates. They were amazed at what they saw in the castle, such torture practices that were far more gruesome than the usual, dead corpses filled the castle.

Countess Bathory and her associates were arrested. All but the Countess were sentenced to death. The Countess herself was put into a sealed room with small spaces for ventilation and the passing of food. She died on the 21 August 1614 at the age of fifty-four. It is said that the Countess' life story inspired Bram Stoker to write 'Dracula'.


If you would like to read more about the Countess, check out these websites:
Court TV's Crime Library: Countess Bathory

Wikipedia: Erzsebet Bathory

There are currently no plans to make profiles of serial killers a regular part of this blog, but if there's enough demand...then maybe. Just let me know.

"Salt, gathered from the tears of a thousand angels, restraining the essence of Sammael, the Hellhound. The Seed of Destruction. This I can promise, Sammael, for every one of you that falls, two shall arise."

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Trivia for Squiggle #XXX

Welcome to the XXX issue of Trivia for Squiggle! The following sex-related 'comparisons', facts, and laws were all swiped from various internet sources.

726. In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet.
Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste.
Dairy products can create a foul taste.
The taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest.
Acidic fruits and alcohol (except processed liquors) give it a pleasant and sugary taste (Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown)

727. Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

728. Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons

729. Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour

730. Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Average number of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150

731. Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
Average length when erect: 5.1 inches

732. Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch
Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches

733. Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet

734. Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm

735. Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
Shelf life of a hostess twinkie: 7 years

736. Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18 year old couples make love an average of 3 times a night, every night, until they're in their 30s, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.

737. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

738. The maximum speed at which the erotic sensations travel from the skin to the brain has been clocked 156 MPH.

739. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, no man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

740. In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.

741. A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.

742. In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife.

743. Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.

744. Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.

745. Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.

746. In Ames, Iowa, a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.

747. A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines.

748. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal are punishable by death.

749. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

750. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

"The moral of the story is, don't be a dick, Dick."

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Timmy

I may have shared this with some of you already, but just thought I'd post it here in case anyone else wanted to check it out. A friend of mine sent me the following link to a short film that is soooooo NSFW...so if you're at work, just be sure no one's around and perhaps you should lower the volume a tad. Also, if you are generally religious in any way, shape, or form, you may get offended by this flick. I found it quite amusing, but the guys who made it are so going to Hell...and I will see them there...

http://www.atomfilms.com/landing/landingIndex.jsp?id=timmys_wish&mature=accept

"Hey, you know, fuck you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial, man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer.

Monday, November 14, 2005

Trivia for Squiggle #XXIX

Today's issue of Trivia for Squiggle contains various tidbits about people.

701. At just four years old Mozart was able to learn a piece of music in half an hour.

702. A famous bullfighter, Lagarijo, killed 4,867 bulls in the 19th century.

703. Abraham Lincoln's mother died when she drank the milk of a cow that grazed on poisonous snakeroot.

704. Adolf Hitler wanted to be an architect, but he failed the entrance exam at the architectural school in Vienna.

705. Adolf Hitler had only one testicle.

706. After the death of the genius, Albert Einstein, his brain was removed by a pathologist and put in a jar for future study.

707. Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but he declined.

708. Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephoned his wife or mother because they were both deaf.

709. Alexandre Gustave Eiffel, the man who designed the Eiffel Tower, also designed the inner structure of the Statue of Liberty in New York Harbour.

710. Astronaut Buzz Aldrin's mother's maiden name was "Moon." Buzz was the second man to step onto the Moon in 1969.

711. Beethoven used to take hay baths to remedy the swelling he used to get in his legs.

712. Behram, an Indian thug, holds the record for most murders by a single individual. He strangled 931 people between 1790-1840 with a piece of yellow and white cloth, called a ruhmal. The most murders by a woman are 612, by Countess Erzsebet Bathory of Hungary.

713. Carolyn Shoemaker, famous astronomer, has discovered 32 comets and approximately 300 asteroids.

714. During his lifetime, artist Vincent Van Gogh only sold one of his paintings (The Red Vineyard).

715. Emilio Marco Palma was the first person born in Antarctica in 1978.

716. Every photograph of the first American atomic bomb detonation was taken by Harold Edgerton.

717. Fidel Castro was once a star baseball player for the University of Havana in the 1940's.

718. Houdini's real name was Ehrich Weiss.

719. In 1876, Maria Spelterina was the first woman to ever cross Niagara Falls on a high wire.

720. In October 1973, Swedish sweet maker Roland Ohisson of Falkenberg was buried in a coffin made of nothing but chocolate.

721. Italian philosopher and scientist Galileo Galilei's middle finger can be found on display at Italy's Museo di Storia del Scienza.

722. James Buchanan was the only unmarried president of the United States.

723. Leonardo da Vinci was dyslexic, and he often wrote backwards.

724. Little Miss Muffet was a girl from the 16th century whose name was really Patience.

725. Lorne Green had one of his nipples bitten off by an alligator while host of Lorne Green's Wild Kingdom.

"Dark and difficult times lie ahead, Harry. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right... and what is easy."

Friday, November 11, 2005

Reise, Reise

Quick update on things going on for all of those who commented on the My Empire of Dirt post.

Yes, as listed in the Movie Quote Answers post below, the quote was from GBII regarding Viggo.

The medical interview wasn't as keen as I expected it to be. However, I have a pending temp offer from Miramax that will last into the beginning of next year when it happens...just waiting to hear back from Disney HR.

In regards to 'Apricot': we had exchanged some emails over a few weeks... Everything seemed to be getting along rather friendly but then I don't hear back from her like a week...which is sort of out of the ordinary given the way things had been going, but whatever...either she was busy or I may have said something in my last email that might have offended her... So I sent an email basically saying "Not sure if you've just been busy, but sorry if I said anything to offend as it was not my intention"...as it turns out, she never received my previous email (a reply to her previous email) so she had been waiting for my response to hers. I sent her the correspondence again and we talked later on in the evening. She seems like a keen girl...it would be nice to at least be friends.

Also, last night my friend Jenny dropped off a copy of Rammstein's "Rosenrot" which she ordered from amazon.co.uk for me. Initial reaction: the album is AWESOME, but I do think their previous effort "Reise, Reise" (which is the title of this post, meaning "Arise, arise") was better as a whole. However, the track "Te Quiero Puta!" (which is the first time Rammstein has performed a song entirely in Spanish) is horrible...some of the musical elements of that song are actually cool, but as a whole, it's...just...bad.

Debating a change of pace: should I switch the movie quote thing to lines from songs?

"There are three things a man must do alone - be born, die and, well, we all know the other one."

Movie Quote Answers

HELLo all! Here are the rather overdue movie quote answers dating back to the end of September.

9/26
“Well, you smell like a bum's nut sack."
Billy Bob Thornton as Willie in “Bad Santa”

"I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky..."
Sean Connery as Professor Henry Jones in “Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade”

9/27
"Howdy folks! You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Mad-Men. See the Alligator Boy, ride my famous Murder Ride. Most of all, don't forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken! Ha ha! It just tastes so damn good!"
Sid Haig as Captain Spaulding in “House of 1,000 Corpses”

9/28
"You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask."
Danny DeVito as The Penguin in “Batman Returns”

9/29
"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"
Ewan McGregor as Renton in “Trainspotting”

10/3
"Evil will always triumph because good is dumb."
Rick Moranis as Dark Helmet in “Spaceballs”

10/6
"He was deranged he was... lunatic. He didnt seem to like me very much...he had threatened to kill me in public."
"Why would he want to kill you in public?"
"I think she meant, he threatened in public to kill her."

This is a conversation from the movie “Clue”:
“He was…” = Madeline Kahn as Mrs. White
“Why would…” = Martin Mull as Colonel Mustard
“I think…” = Tim Curry as Wadsworth

10/10
"I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future."
John Cleese as Archie Leach in “A Fish Called Wanda”

10/11
"You know nothing of Hell."
Treva Etienne as Koehler in “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl”

"You spent three days on a beach drinking rum?"
Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Swann in “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl”

10/12
“Yeah. I'm onto you. You were going to put that somewhere. You're sick!"
Kevin Kline as Vince McCain in “Fierce Creatures”

10/13
"Hm. Yes, so I, I sort of feed him some little special tits-bits. Tits. Tid, tid, sorry, tidbits. I keep making boobs. Anyway, he just...loves his nuts."
John Cleese as Rollo Lee in “Fierce Creatures”

10/17
"If it were 3 of them, I would say yes, but *4*? Their minimum objective must be...THE ENTIRE WORLD."
Adam West as Batman in “Batman”

10/19
"Your love for the Halflings's leaf has clearly slowed your mind."
Christopher Lee as Saruman in “The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring”

10/20
"Ash Nazg Durbatuluk, Ash Nazg Gimbatul, Ash Nazg Thrakatuluk, Agh Burzum-ishi Krimpatul."
Sir Ian McKellan as Gandalf in “The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring”

10/24
“He was twitching because he's got MY AXE BURIED IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM!”
John Rhys-Davies as Gimli in “The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers”

10/27
“Not at the towers! Aim for the trolls! Kill the trolls! Bring them down!”
Sir Ian McKellan as Gandalf in The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

“Hi. I'm, uh, I'm a pet psychiatrist. I sell couch insurance. Mm-hmm, and I - and I test-market positive thinking. I lead a weekend men's group, we specialize in ritual killings. Yeah, you look great! God, yeah! Hi, how are you? Hi, how are you? Hi, I'm Martin Blank, you remember me? I'm not married, I don't have any kids, and I'd blow your head off if someone paid me enough."
John Cusack as Martin Q. Blank in “Grosse Point Blank”

10/31
"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."
Ted Levine as Jame 'Buffalo Bill' Gumb in “The Silence of the Lambs”

"It's Halloween, everyone's entitled to one good scare.”
Charles Cyphers as Sheriff Leigh Brackett in “Halloween”

11/3
"The Statue is a gift from French citizens and has come to symbolize hope for naked women everywhere...BOCCE BALLS!"
Lowell Ganz as Stan the Tour Guide in “Splash”

11/7
"All right, this chick is TOAST!"
Bill Murray as Dr. Peter Venkman in “Ghostbusters”

11/8
"He was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, stretched, disembowled, drawn and quartered."
Dan Aykroyd as Dr. Raymond Stantz in “Ghostbusters II”

11/10
"You got fucked by an oven full of witches?"
Marisa Tomei as Margaret in “Four Rooms”

“Yeah, cop me a little bit of a feel every now and then, you know. Oh, look at that. She's kind of wet down there. What you boys been doing with this dead body anyway?”

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Trivia for Squiggle #XXVIII

Today's issue of Trivia for Squiggle is another day of completely random stuff...but that's not to say there aren't some good ones in here. The next installment will have a bit of a theme...and then we have the #XXX issue coming up...hmmm...

676. The USS Abraham Lincoln has five gymnasiums on the ship and a basketball league with 22 teams.

677. The Welwitschia plant can live up to 1,000 years.

678. The average day is actually 23 hours, 56 minutes and 4.09 seconds. We have a leap year every four years to make up for this shortfall.

679. The city of Nottingham, England was the first city to have Braille signs for the blind in its shopping malls.

680. The first Valentine's Day card was sent from a knight to his wife in 1415. The knight was held captive in the Tower of London.

681. The largest diamond found in the United States was a 40.23 carat white diamond. It was found in 1924 and nicknamed the "Uncle Sam."

682. The largest stamp was issued by China and measured 210 x 65 mm.

683. The longest engagement lasted 67 years, and the couple ended up marrying when they were 82 years old.

684. The month of December is the most popular month for weddings in the Philippines.

685. The more a person struggles to get out of quicksand the faster they will sink. Staying still, and being calm will actually make the body float in the quicksand because the body is less dense than the quicksand is.

686. The most overdue book in the world was borrowed from Sidney Sussex College in Cambridge, England and was returned 288 years later.

687. The size of a red blood cell is 708 microns. This is equivalent to one millionth of a meter.

688. The strike note of the Liberty Bell in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania is e-flat.

689. The third biggest party day after New Year's and Super Bowl Sunday is Halloween.

690. The titan arum flower is the largest flower in the world and gives off a horrible odor that smells like rotting flesh when it blooms.

691. The world's deepest gold mine is seven kilometers below the surface of the Earth.

692. The world's oldest rose is located Hildeshiem Cathedral in Germany and is thought to be over 1,000 years old.

693. There are over 1,000,000 swimming pools in Florida, even though the ocean is no farther than 80 miles away.

694. There is a large brass statue of Winnie-the-Pooh in Lima, Peru.

695.There is a type of coffin made that can be used as a wine rack or picnic table before its final use.

696. There is an organization called SCROOGE in Charlottesville, Virginia that stands for Society to Curtail Ridiculous, Outrageous, and Ostentatious Gift Exchanges. This was formed to keep gift giving affordable and simple.

697. There is enough water in American swimming pools to cover the whole city of San Francisco seven feet deep.

698. There was a 19th century Native American tribal chief who went under the name, "Not Able to Fornicate."

699. Touching and stroking a plant will aid in it growing healthy.

700. When Easter baskets were first introduced they were made to look like a bird's nest.

"You got fucked by an oven full of witches?"

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

My Empire of Dirt

Even I almost can't believe that I'm actually taking the time to write about stuff going on in my life. I promise it won't happen often.

So a few things:
I'm really looking forward to three shows coming up: GWAR on Nov. 20 @ The Key Club, Buckethead on Nov. 21 @ The El Rey, and Godhead on Dec. 15 @ Whisky A Go Go...speaking of Buckethead, I was out shopping for my friend Ann's birthday and wandered into a Tower Records...it was there that I discovered that the Buckethead & Friends "Enter the Chicken" album was released. It's a Buckethead album produced by Serj Tankian (from System of a Down) and is something I read about a while ago but never heard anything about a release date. It's a keen album and closes with a track called "Nottingham Lace" which is one of my absolute most favorite Buckethead tracks ever...previously only available as a Real Audio file and was a gift for people who visited bucketheadland.com. So yeah, rock on!

I have an interview at a medical supply company today. As much as I'd like to stay in the entertainment industry, there just don't seem to be jobs out there that I'm qualified for...or the companies that I have submitted my resume to aren't calling me back...and I'll be in need of a job come the end of the year/beginning of next... I've worked very hard to get to this point (going from a Classics major to working in a TV/Cinema environment) but I'm also a bit of a realist and no one's hiring in my preferred industry so it's time to look outside the rabbit hole...that doesn't mean I'm giving up entirely, I'm just looking for a paycheck. But oh well, we can't all have cool jobs...

All else that's been going on:
I went to Disneyland on Saturday with my friend Dan and his friend Lori as part of a Disney group on the Suicide Girls site. It was keen. I hadn't been there since they built Toon Town, so it was almost like experiencing the place for the first time all over again. We hit up the Matterhorn, Mr. Toad's, Thunder Mountain, Pirate's, Haunted Mansion, the Tiki Room, the Jungle Cruise...it was really nice and fun to hang out with cool people all day long...even got a spiffy hat from the Indiana Jones store!...and no, not the standard Indy fedora.

I just sort of bummed around on Sunday because I started feeling ill when I woke up. Yesterday I felt a bit congested and my throat hurt, but the sickness hadn't gone into full-blown, fuck-this-shit-I'm-staying-home-from-work mode yet...even today I'm still feeling a bit off but it's no better or worse than yesterday...hmmm...

Monday was a bit slow at work. Our I/S people were supposed to set up a new computer for me at my desk (on Friday) and then they said it was going to be done yesterday in the morning...then at lunch...then by the tiem I came in tomorrow...well, now it's tomorrow and I have no new computer...but they did call me this morning at 9:00AM to say that it's ready and they just need to bring it up and install it...two and a half hours later I still have nothing.

Nothing's happened on the relationship front yet. Although I've met some keen people... I think I recently scared a girl off (not intentionally)...hmmm...still contemplating relationship retirement (at the chipper age of 21 days shy of 24)...I think I just may be one of those people who aren't meant to be in a relationship...secretly hoping that now I've said all of the above, I will land a bitchin job and perhaps even find someone...although that still doesn't change the fact that I think I just may be one of those people who aren't meant to be in a relationship...

The Apocalyptica remix of Rammstein's "Benzin" is AWESOME!

"He was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, stretched, disembowled, drawn and quartered."

Monday, November 07, 2005

Trivia for Squiggle #XXVII

Today's issue of Trivia for Squiggle contains weird town names and the supposed origins of those names.

651. Bigfoot, Texas, USA
Sadly, not named after the mythical sasquatch. The town was named after William A. A. (Bigfoot) Wallace, a resident of the community.

652. Blow Me Down, Newfoundland, Canada
According to local legends, this towns name was given by Captain Messervay. Messervey was an unusually small captain who only stood at 4’2’ and upon his ships arrival into the Bay of Islands, which is surrounded by huge mountains, he prayed that they wouldn't "Blow-me-Down".

653. Chicken, Alaska, USA
This town was named after the state bird, Ptarmigan, which closely resembles a chicken. Since the name Ptarmigan was too hard to spell, and the residents did not want the town to be the subject of ridicule they decided to simply call the town…chicken.

654. Crackpot, England
In 1298, this town was originally called Crakepot. The name originates from the old English word "Kraka", a crow and a Viking word "Pot". A ‘pot’ was usually a cavity or deep hole.

655. Crotch Lake, Ontario, Canada
Crotch Lake is located in the Canadian province of Ontario. Apparently, if you see the lake from a plane in the air, you will see a sharp curve in the middle of the lake making it look like two legs.

656. Cut and Shoot, Texas, USA
This Texas town was named after a community confrontation that almost led to violence in 1912. There are numerous versions of the story on whether it was a dispute over land claims, design of a new steeple for the town church or who should be allowed to preach at the church. A boy at the scene of the dispute reportedly declared “I'm going to cut around the corner and shoot through the bushes in a minute!" This apparently remained in residents' minds and was eventually adopted as the town's name.

657. Deadhorse, Alaska, USA
This town was named after a construction company (Deadhorse Company) that built it to support oil drilling and production in the area.

658. Ding Dong, Texas, USA
Legend has it that Ding Dong’s weird name has something to do with the fact that it is located in Bell County. The town’s motto is “If you find yourself in Ding Dong, you had to have been looking for it.”

659. Earth, Texas, USA
The proposed name of this town was supposed to be “Good Earth,” but a simple U.S postal office mistake changed the proposed name to simply “Earth.” So you can stand beside the city limit sign, take a picture, and tell your friends you just came back from Earth.

660. Egypt, Texas, USA
An individual named Eli Mercer established a plantation and ferry on the Colorado River. The area suffered from drought for a long time until Mercer provided corn to the region. People started calling the area Egypt for the biblical reference.

661. French Lick, Indiana, USA
This town was one of the earliest outposts in the mid-West and was first settled by French traders over 200 years ago. This valley was a source of rich mineral springs, which attracted animals that flocked to lick the waters and wet rocks. The settlers nicknamed this valley "The Lick".

662. Fucking, Austria
The correct way to actually pronounce the town name is "fooking," which was founded in the 6th century after a man whose name was Focko. Apparently the town has a serious sign-stealing problem.

663. Gun Barrel City, Texas, USA
The town name comes from its motto: "We shoot straight with you," and its symbol is a rifle.

664. Half.com, Oregon, USA
In 1999, Half.com’s marketing team made a visit to the town of Halyway, Oregon to ask the mayor to change the name to Half.com. Although reluctant at first, the mayor took the request up with city council for further discussion. Half.com offered financial support to the community if they agreed to change the name. On January 19, 2000, Half.com became the first dot com city in the world.

665. Happy, Texas, USA
Happy derived its name from nearby Happy draw, where cowboys were elated to find water there. The number of residents in 1990 was only 558. Happy uses the slogan "the town without a frown."

666. Hell, Michigan, USA
There are a couple of stories on how this town’s name originated. One theory suggests that one of the original residents, George Reeves, was asked just what he thought the town should be named. George reportedly replied, "I don't care, you can name it Hell if you want to." The second theory suggests that since the area is lower and swampy and in the olden days it was “hell” to cross the rivers in the area. Every year people travel to Hell’s post office to have Hell postmarked on their tax return.

667. Hot Coffee, Mississipi, USA
Travelers in the early 1800’s to Mobile or Ellisville used to stop by at a local inn that was owned by Levi Davis, who always had ready a pot of hot coffee and ginger cakes baked by his wife. Davis eventually put up a large sign with a big coffee pot that read “Hot Coffee.” The inn took on the name and eventually the area surrounding the inn did also.

668. Humansville, Missouri, USA
James G. Human of Tennessee settled at the big spring in 1834 and founded the town, which was named after him.

669. Intercourse, Pennsylvania, USA
Formerly known as "Cross Keys," there are a few explanations to the origin of this town's name. 1. It was named after a racecourse, which had an entrance that was called "Entercourse", which eventually evolved into Intercourse. 2. The crossing of two famous roads in the town and 3. In the Old English language used during the 1700's, the word "intercourse" actually meant fellowship and friendship.

670. Looneyville, Texas, USA
The town was named after John Looney, who opened a store there in the early 1870s. At the height of its greatness in the early 1890's, Looneyville had a population of 100. Almost a hundred years later, Looneyville is a dispersed rural community.

671. Monkey's Eyebrow, Arizona, USA
There are several legends regarding the origin of this town’s name, but most people think it originated from a local crescent-shaped hill. Apparently when the grass grows tall, it looks very similar to a monkey’s eyebrow.

672. Nameless, Texas, USA
Local legend suggests that this town was named after the Post Office had rejected numerous suggestions for the town’s name. The frustrated residents of the town wrote back to the post office, saying, "Then let the post office be nameless, and be damned!"

673. Toad Suck, Arkansas, USA
Folklore suggests that this town's name originated from the fact that rivermen used to suck whiskey until they swelled up like toads.

674. Truth Or Consequences, New Mexico, USA
This town was formerly known as Hot Springs, but took the producers of the “Truth or Consequences'' radio game show up on their request to have a town name itself after the TV game show. The town did not receive any monetary incentive, but it did benefit a good amount of publicity.

675. Why, Arizona, USA
This town was named for a Y-shaped intersection of state Highways 85 and 86. The spelling was changed from “Y” to “Why” after the residents had petitioned for a post office. The state required that the name be spelled differently.

"All right, this chick is TOAST!"

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Trivia for Squiggle #XXVI

Sorry for getting this out so late in the day. Things have been a bit busy. There's no theme for today's issue of Trivia for Squiggle...still trying to recover from all the scariness of the last TFS!...um...yeah...

626. Airports that are at higher altitudes require a longer airstrip due to lower air density.

627. Every U.S. bill regardless of denomination costs just 4 cents to make.

628. If someone was to fly once around the surface of the moon, it would be equal to a round trip from New York to London.

629. In 1907, on New Year's Eve, the original ball that was lowered in Times Square was made of wood and iron and had 100 light bulbs on it.

630. In 1958, the Crayola crayon color "Prussian Blue" was changed to "Midnight Blue" by the request of teachers as kids could not relate to Prussian history.

631. In 1971, the postal code was introduced in Ottawa, Ontario.

632. In 1982, a cactus in Phoenix, Arizona killed a man. David Grundman fired two shotgun blasts at a giant saguaro cactus that ended up falling on top of him.

633. In 1989, the space shuttle Discovery carried 32 fertilized chicken eggs into orbit.

634. In China, September 20 is "Love Your Teeth Day."

635. In India, a 9-year-old girl was "married" to a stray dog, which tribal custom requires in order to protect a child whose first tooth appears on the upper gum.

636. In Japan, by the time man reaches the age of 60, he is commemorated with a special ceremony. This ceremony features the man wearing a red kimono, which denotes that he no longer has the responsibilities of being a mature adult.

637. In Japan, the number four is considered to be unlucky because the Japanese word for four sounds very similar to the word death.

638. In New York City, approximately 1,600 people are bitten by other humans.

639. In November 1999, two women were killed by a lightning bolt. The underwire located in their bras acted as a electrical conductors, and when the lightning bolt hit the bra they left burn marks on their chest.

640. In Russia, when flowers are given for a romantic occasions, flowers are given in odds numbers as even number of flowers is given at funerals only.

641. In-vitro babies are born in Australia more than any other country in the world.

642. India has the most post offices in the world.

643. Instead of a Birthday Cake, many Russian children are given a Birthday Pie.

644. More than three thousand people work on research in Antarctica each year.

645. One billion seconds is a little over 32 years.

646. One gallon of used motor oil can ruin approximately one million gallons of fresh water.

647. Over 175 million cubic yards of earth was removed for the creation of the Panama Canal.

648. Scatologists are experts who study feces. (aka. crap, dung, dookie, dumps, feces, excrement, etc.)

649. The Canadian holiday Boxing Day got its name from the custom of giving. Servants were given boxes which had money hidden inside them from their employers. The servants would have to break the box into pieces to get the money.

650. The Mexican version of the Tooth Fairy is known as the Tooth Mouse, which takes the tooth and leaves treasures in its place.

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