Monday, February 27, 2006

Trivia for Squiggle #XLVII

Here is this week's installment of Trivia for Squiggle...here's to hoping life, the universe, and everything slows down a bit so I can get this trivia thing back on the twice weekly track. Be sure to check out The Visual Smorgasbord as a few things have been going on over there...

1151. A full seven percent of the entire Irish barley crop goes to the production of Guinness beer.

1152. If you toss a penny 10000 times, it will not be heads 5000 times, but more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

1153. Mr. Snuffleupagas' first name was Alyoisus.

1154. According to surveys, on average people fear spiders more than they fear death.

1155. The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It to Beaver".

1156. The average ear of corn has eight hundred kernels arranged in sixteen rows.

1157. The first Ford cars had Dodge engines.

1158. Only 1/3 of the people that can twitch their ears can twitch only one at a time.

1159. The saying "it's so cold out there it could freeze the balls off a brass monkey" came from when they had old cannons like ones used in the Civil War. The cannonballs were stacked in a pyramid formation, called a brass monkey. When it got extremely cold outside they would crack and break off... Thus the saying.

1160. Chrysler built B-29's engines that bombed Japan, Mitsubishi built Zeros that tried to shoot them down. Both companies now build cars in a joint plant call Diamond Star.

1161. On the new hundred-dollar bill the time on the clock tower of Independence Hall is 4:10.

1162. TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

1163. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.

1164. A snail can sleep for 3 years.

1165. The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

1166. More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

1167. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

1168. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top.

1169. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

1170. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

1171. Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.

1172. Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.

1173. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

1174. One-fourth of the world's population lives on less than $200 a year.

1175. Caesar salad has nothing to do with any of the Caesar. It was first concocted in a bar in Tijuana, Mexico, in the 1920's.


"I pay the doctor bill, baby
So I'll break what I want"
GWAR, "Slap U Around"

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Lyrical meme

Stole this from Doug's blog who swiped it from High Desert Diva who got it from...

It's a lyrical meme. You pick an artist and answer the questions using only song titles from your chosen artist.

Artist: Rammstein

Describe yourself: Das alte Leid [The Old Sorrow]

How do some people feel about you: Zerstören [Destroy]

How do you feel about yourself: Bestrafe mich [Punish Me]

Describe what you want to be: Benzin [Petrol]

Describe your current mood: Küss mich (Fellfrosch) [Kiss Me, Furryfrog]

Describe your friends: Asche zu Asche [Ashes to Ashes]

Share a few words of wisdom: Bück dich [Bend Over]


"Nun liebe Kinder gebt fein acht
ich bin die Stimme aus dem Kissen
ich hab euch etwas mitgebracht
hab es aus meiner Brust gerissen"
Rammstein, "Mein Herz Brennt"

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Huh?

Now, I don’t go voicing my opinion on political/world news shite all that often, but this one kinda gets me. I think it’s a tad weird how the U.S. is so worried about terrorism and so untrusting of Arabs, yet Bush wants to go ahead with selling the ownership of six American seaports to the United Arab Emirates...a decision which has actually brought Republicans and Democrats together against it! I have nothing against Arabs and I don’t get worried about terrorism like how most people are (and I live within a mile of the LAX airport, folks…so I guess I should have a reason to be worried, but I’m not)… I just think it’s a weird move, even for Bush, especially given the way the country feels towards Arabs and about the situation. But I really think we should leave all of our ports (sea and air) in our own control...at the very least to prevent a big "I told you so" in the end... I used to work in the freight industry and I know that as hard as U.S. Customs tries to prevent problems with the import/export business, they can’t catch everything when there are millions of big-ass freight containers coming into the country every year that require shitloads of paperwork...it would not be impossible to sneak something in via container...

We're living in a world where Henry Rollins becomes a 'person of interest' (in regards to the possibility of being a terrorist) whilst on a flight to Australia, just for reading a book on the rise of militant Islam in Central Asia. Now, even though that had to deal with Australia and over something so ridiculous, imagine what the uproar will be if this port thing officially goes through.

This is an unrelated headline, but doesn't it make you giggle...just a little...?: "Kid Rock Sues to Block Scott Stapp Sex Tape" ... Now, as far as I know, it wasn't KR and SS having sex...it was them with some groupies...but still, not that I ever held a high opinion of Kid Rock, but it just lowered like you wouldn't believe...why on earth would anyone want to have sex anywhere near Scott Stapp? Alcohol must be a helluva substance...


"Sick and weak from my condition
This lust, this vampiric addiction
To her alone in full submission
None better, Nymphetamine"
Cradle of Filth, "Nymphetamine"

Walnut Creek

Howdy folks,

Well, the weekend was keen. I went up to Walnut Creek to visit my friend Reiko from UCLA. Traveling with me on my ‘reise’ were two other friends from UCLA: Jenny (who happens to be ex-girlfriend #1) and Marcus (Jenny’s ex-boyfriend after me whom I was friends with before they hooked up)...interestingly enough (given that you actually find this interesting), Reiko was responsible for hooking up Jenny and I, as well as hooking up Marcus and Jenny later on...so yeah...

Did a lot of just hanging out, drinking, etc. on Saturday...went to the Pyramid Alehouse for dinner which wasn’t too spectacular…then went to San Francisco on Sunday for lunch/dinner at the Fisherman’s Wharf followed by random wandering about the city. I think San Francisco is an incredible city...just absolutely gorgeous...but I could never live there…the streets are too confusing...! I even stumbled across a ‘Kid Robot’-esque store called 'Double Punch' and bought another Gama-go/Deathbot shirt (coincidentally, I was wearing my Gama-go/Deathbot Ale shirt at the time). I also picked up a nifty little vinyl figurine I had never heard of before called CARDBOY!...he fights crime in every city!...except when it’s raining... ... ... Even though I really wanted to, I did not get tattooed over the weekend...I didn’t want to take up ‘valuable Reiko time’ from the rest of the group just to fulfill my scarification desires...

Sunday evening was the most ‘un-sober’ night I’ve had in a while and we went through several rounds of the game Taboo (my team lost…damn it, Jenny!). Eventually I passed out on the floor and we departed at 8:00AM Monday morning. It was long (crappy) drive home and we made stops in Atascadero (that place is the shit, man!) and Solvang (Jenny and Marcus had to use the restroom and I wanted to buy pastries for my parents). So I just relaxed and watched crappy TV shows all night and went to sleep at some point.

Back at work...good to be on familiar soil...but I don’t miss the L.A. traffic one bit. I had to deal with so many crazy bitches (men and women) on the road whilst on my voyage into Burbank...people are so much more laid back up north...fewer SUVs, too...!

You will find a new Trivia for Squiggle posted below...


"How willingly - they lay their love.
How willingly - they sacrifice themselves,
To the locust master - to the one that drowned the world.
They love their parasite god - yet they crucify me."
Mortiis, "Scar Trek/Parasite God"

Trivia for Squiggle #XLVI

Sorry this is coming in the middle of the week as opposed to the beginning. I was coming back from Walnut Creek on Monday and didn't get home until late...then I was tired...then work yesterday was an exhausting pink nightmare...so here now is another batch of useless facts:

1126. In Mel Brooks' 'Silent Movie,' mime Marcel Marceau is the only person who has a speaking role.

1127. Pulp Fiction cost $8 million to make - $5 million going to actor's salaries.

1128. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button. It was eliminated when he was sewn up after surgery.

1129. The real name of the "I've fallen and I can't get up" lady is Edith Fore.

1130. In 1963, baseball pitcher Gaylord Perry remarked, "They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." On July 20, 1969, a few hours after Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon, Gaylord Perry hit his first, and only, home run.

1131. The Mongol emperor Genghis Khan's original name was Temujin.

1132. Steely Dan got their name from a sexual device depicted in the book 'The Naked Lunch'.

1133. The A&W of root beer fame stands for Allen and Wright.

1134. Charles de Gaulle's final words were, "It hurts."

1135. Gilligan of Gilligan's Island had a first name that was only used once, on the never-aired pilot show. His first name was Willy.

1136. The Skipper's real name on Gilligan's Island is Jonas Grumby. It was mentioned once in the first episode on their radios newscast about the wreck.

1137. The Professor's real name was Roy Hinkley, Mary Ann's last name was Summers and Mrs. Howell's maiden name was Wentworth (her first name was Eunice).

1138. Wilma Flintstone's maiden name was Wilma Slaghoopal, and Betty Rubble's Maiden name was Betty Jean Mcbricker.

1139. The "L.L." in L.L. Bean stands for Leon Leonwood.

1140. Betsy Ross's other contribution to the American Revolution, beside sewing the first American flag, was running a munitions factory in her basement.

1141. In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

1142. When two words are combined to form a single word (e.g., motor + hotel = motel, breakfast + lunch = brunch) the new word is called a "portmanteau."

1143. Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in the correct order.

1144. "Underground" is the only word in the English language that begins and ends with the letters "und."

1145. There is a seven letter word in the English language that contains ten words without rearranging any of its letters, "therein": the, there, he, in, rein, her, here, here, ere, therein, herein.

1146. There is a word in the English language with only one vowel, which occurs six times: Indivisibility.

1147. There are only four words in the English language which end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

1148. The longest place-name still in use is Taumatawhakatan-gihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokai-whenuakitanatahu, a New Zealand hill.

1149. Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula" and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size, "L.A."

1150. Maine is the toothpick capital of the world.


"It's all about right now
And everything I do is foul
So let's break out the hotel towels
To wipe up the tits and whisky"
Mary Prankster, "Tits & Whisky"

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Holy Crap!

One of my most favorite video game franchises is being made into a movie!...finally! And Paul W.S. Anderson is directing it! I don't care what people say about him, I like his work. Sure, I would've liked to have seen "Resident Evil" done by George Romero (who was originally signed on to do the flick before Sony dropped him from the project) and I was a little disappointed that RE was more of a slick action flick, but Anderson does write a good story, he has an AMAZING attention to detail, utilizes practical effects and miniatures as much as possible, and doesn't use lots of CG unless he has to (well, these days at least)...some of the best CG I've ever seen was in his movies because I didn't even know certain parts had CG until I listened to the DVD commentary...and on that note, I'd have to say that another movie (not one of Anderson's) that utilized great CG was "Down With Love" with Ewan McGregor and Renee Zellweger...ok, I gotta get back to work...


"She's just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
She's gonna get you from behind"
Cliff Richards, "Devil Woman"

I Want to Disappear

If only I could...

...many thanks to Doug for sharing these comic strips with me:




"Hey, and our mommies are lost now
Hey, daddy's someone else
Hey, and we love the abuse
Because it makes us feel like we are needed"
Marilyn Manson, "I Want to Disappear"

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Remaking "Friday"

Ok, so when I saw the Hollywood Out of Ideas: Bay Redoes Friday post on defamer.com, I originally thought (before reading the article) that it was about the movie "Friday" with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker...which would've been weird...I'm sure they would've replaced Ice Cube with Vin Diesel and Chris Tucker with Jet Li or some shit like that...with massive explosions, martial arts sequences, and car chases amidst a quest for some puff...

In regards to the Friday the 13th remake...ugghh...why a remake? Why not just do another installment? That and you all must remember that Jason didn't appear in the first one and for the second film he didn't have the iconic hockey mask. It wasn't until the third film that we got to see the Jason Voorhees we all know and love (or fear)...so will they be remaking the second sequel in the series then? Hmmm... Well, as long as Bay doesn't direct the damn thing. I actually liked the Texas Chain Saw Massacre remake he produced (which, when remade was renamed the Texas Chainsaw Massacre...) because they got a really talented and dedicated director (Marcus Nispel) to do it...that and it had R. Lee Ermey in it! You just can't go wrong with R. Lee Ermey...and I liked the new, focused enraged approach to Leatherface...not to say I didn't like the original maniacally confused Leatherface...

We'll see what happens...the Friday remake isn't even up on IMDb yet...so it may not even happen...but look what is (this one apparently will be directed by Michael Bay himself): Click here for a debacle in the making.


"Babble babble bitch bitch
Rebel rebel party party
Sex sex sex
And don't forget the violence
Blah blah blah
Got your lovey-dovey sad and lonely
Stick your stupid slogan in
And everybody sing along"
Marilyn Manson, "This is the New Shit"

Monday, February 13, 2006

Things Are Getting Better/Bitter Every Day...?

I suppose the headline is for you to decide...

As for me, I have a horrendous headache right now...

And the day started so well...


I don't even know what the Hell this means:
"Kom unge bror
Skjenk oss din rene ungdom
Legg ditt liv i vare hender
Kjemp var krig med oss"
Dimmu Borgir, "Broderskapets Ring"

Trivia for Squiggle #XLV

Has anyone else been having problems with Blogger? Every time I try to post something it tells me to republish my blog in 10 minutes...sometimes I'm able to log out and then log back in and republish just fine...other times it takes a few hours...grrr...anyways, here's today's issue of Trivia for Squiggle which involves a lot of random crap as I'm feeling rather random today...

1101. It took approximately 2.5 million blocks to build the Pyramid of Giza, which is one of the Great Pyramids.

1102. The Great Pyramids used to be as white as snow because they were encased in a bright limestone that has worn off over the years.

1103. Because of its enormous size, the Pentagon operates much like a small city; it has it's own shopping mall, power plant, water and sewage facilities, medical clinic, fire station, police force and a mayor.

1104. Printed on the tablet being held by the Statue of Liberty is July IV, MDCCLXXVI.

1105. The material to build the Taj Mahal was brought in from various parts of India by a fleet of 1000 elephants.

1106. 570 gallons of paint would be needed to paint the outside of the White House.

1107. Almonds are members of the peach family.

1108. Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.

1109. The symbol on the "pound" key (#) is called an octothorpe.

1110. Dudley DoRight's Horses name was "Horse."

1111. The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.

1112. Ethernet is a registered trademark of Xerox, Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.

1113. Of the six men who made up the Three Stooges, three of them were real brothers (Moe, Curly and Shemp.)

1114. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

1115. Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food FROM freezing.

1116. Polar bears are left-handed!

1117. It was illegal to sell ET dolls in France because there is a law against selling dolls without human faces.

1118. The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."

1119. Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. president to have been born in a hospital.

1120. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. They kept the horses from walking up the stairs.

1121. The Bible has been translated into Klingon.

1122. Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.

1123. The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.

1124. Ingrown toenails are hereditary.

1125. The largest city in the United States with a one syllable name is Flint, Michigan.


"What a magical mystery feeling
Dancing at the end of their silvery strings
Almost human in size
Like children with plague in their flesh
These puppets are so grotesque"
King Diamond, "The Puppet Master"

Quick Change

Hot damn...at the end of last year I had checked Amazon.com and they listed the release date for the "Quick Change" DVD as something like January 10, 2031...which basically means no release date had been set yet...well, I glanced through my wish list this morning because I was ordering the sheet music/tablature book for John 5's "Songs for Sanity" and had a $25 gift certificate that I wanted to use up (the book was $19.95)...so as I'm scrolling through the list, I see "Quick Change" and figured that I might as well check it to see if they've settled on a release date...lo and behold it will be available TOMORROW on (uggghh) Valentine's Day!...and you can order it from Amazon for only $9.99! As a side note, it's coming out the same day as "Saw II"!!! If you're not familiar with Quick Change, it's a Bill Murray/Geena Davis/Randy Quaid heist flick which I think is some of Murray's best work (Geena Davis is always pretty damn hot to me and I can actually tolerate Randy Quaid in this one) and it's just a pretty damn good movie too...I first saw it like 15 years ago and have always loved it and watch it whenever it comes on TV...so I'm very happy it's finally getting DVD release. Good way to start out the new week...Trivia for Squiggle should be up around lunch time!


"L is for the way you look at me
O is for the only one I see
V is very, very extraordinary
E is even more than anyone that you adore can

Love is all that I can give to you
Love is more than just a game for two
Two in love can make it
Take my heart and please don't break it
Love was made for me and you"
Nat King Cole, "L-O-V-E"

Friday, February 10, 2006

Strawberry Shortcake...lass es schwimmen in benzin

Ok, so I'm listening to Rammstein on my computer here at work and I just accessed the Strawberry Shortcake website. There's a loader that pops up first when you go to strawberryshortcake.com and while it was loading, the cd-r copy I made of "Rosenrot" (to keep here at work) was finishing the last track of the album, "Ein Leid," and when the site fully loaded, the Apocalyptica "Benzin" mix started playing (I added it to the end of my copy)...which made an eerie soundtrack for a site like that...kinda made me giggle...I now have a fantastic image in my head of SSC flailing about like a ragdoll on fire...sometimes I really love my job...!

"Willst du dich von etwas trennen
dann musst du es verbrennen
Willst du es nie wieder sehen
lass es schwimmen in Benzin"
Rammstein, "Benzin"

Thursday, February 09, 2006

This Sandwich Sucks

Since it would be too much trouble for our parking attendant here at work to move cars out of the way so I could get to mine (we stack park here at the incredible world of DIC) so I could venture out to get my usual kick ass Poquito Mas steak burrito, I went to the Honey Baked Ham Store (a few blocks from here) to get a sandwich...and it sucks. If you ever go and you want mustard on your sandwich (and I love mustard by the way), don't get the honey mustard...it sucks ass...

And I was just thinking about the 'word verification' thing here on Blogger...how can it be 'word verification' when something like 'smxsdjfhs' is not a word??? I'm tired...

OK, lunch time is over...time to get back to my fortress of pink...

"Dim the lights, wrong the rites
Toss the puerile cross away
We are gashing from a venomous womb"
Cradle of Filth, "Medusa and Hemlock"

Monday, February 06, 2006

Trivia for Squiggle #XLIV

OK, Scott's a lazy-ass...instead of making up for all the trivialessness in the past month, I'm just going to consider that period of time my 'season in the abyss'...thus, here is the latest installment of Trivia for Squiggle...and what better day to bring it back than the sixth of the month? We're going back to once a week for now as I really don't have much internet time at work and as I've mentioned previously, the internet's been acting a bit dodgy at home...which limits my availability to blog...but I'm working on that. Today's issue of Trivia for Squiggle contains useless weird tidbits of information about geography! Sorry if there are any repeats (I don't think there are though)...I'm tired...

1076. In Las Vegas, casinos do not have any clocks.

1077. Levan, which is located in Utah, got its name from "navel" which is levan spelt backwards. It was named this because it is in the center of Utah.

1078. One of the steepest main streets in Canada is located in Saint John, New Brunswick. Over a distance of two blocks the street rises about 80 feet.

1079. The steepest street in the world is Baldwin Street located in Dunedin, New Zealand. It has an incline of 38%.

1080. The American Airlines Center in Dallas has more toilets per capita than any other sports and entertainment venue in the country.

1081. The Great Wall stretches for about 4,500 miles across North China.

1082. The Hollywood sign was first erected in 1923. It was first erected as "Hollywoodland."

1083. The Mall of America, located in Bloomington, Minnesota is so big that it can hold 24,336 school buses.

1084. The Mount Horeb Mustard Museum which is located in Wisconsin has the biggest collection of prepared mustards. They have approximately 4,000 different jars and tubes from all over the world.

1085. The North of Scotland's oldest inhabited castle is Dunvegan Castle on the Isle of Skye.

1086. The Sears Tower in Chicago contains enough steel to build 50,000 automobiles.

1087. The average stay for a prisoner on Alcatraz, when it was used as a prison, was five years.

1088. The deepest cave in the world is the "Lamprechtsofen-Vogelshacht" cave which can be found in Salzburg, Austria. The cave is 5,354 feet deep.

1089. The largest ketchup bottle in the world is a 170 feet tall and is located in Collinsville, Illinois, USA. It was built in 1949 by the W.E. Caldwell Company as a water tower.

1090. The largest school in the world is City Montessori School in India and has over 25,000 students in grade levels ranging from kindergarten to college.

1091. The largest wedding chapel in Las Vegas is the Viva Las Vegas Chapel, which can seat 100 people.

1092. The names of the two stone lions in front of the New York Public Library are Patience and Fortitude. They were named by then-mayor Fiorello LaGuardia.

1093. The tallest freestanding sculpture in the world is Chief Crazy Horse in South Dakota, USA.

1094. The world's largest bullfighting ring is in Mexico City. The "Plaza de Toros" opened in 1946 and has a seating capacity of about fifty thousand people.

1095. The world's widest road is the Monumental Axis in Brazil, where 160 cars can drive side by side.

1096. The worlds tallest free fall rollercoaster is The Giant Drop located in Australia. The drops is 120 meters which is equivalent to a 39 storey building.

1097. There are places in Saskatchewan called Elbow, Eyebrow, and Drinkwater.

1098. There is enough concrete in the Hoover Dam to pave a two lane highway from San Francisco to New York.

1099. There was a post office on the Russian space station Mir. Visiting cosmonauts would use unique postal "markers" to stamp envelopes and other items as having flown aboard the Mir space station.

1100. Tomatina is the legendary Spanish tomato-throwing festival held in Bunol, Spain.

"Pick and peel it off this dried up skin
Strip it away this flesh and gore
Open it up the stink of your sin
Was it holy as you hoped at the heart at the core?"
Mortiis, "The Worst in Me"