"Baby, You Mean the World (of Warcraft) to Me"

From 'The Onion'...a bit more humorous for gamer geeks, I guess, but still an...uh...interesting read...

Baby, You Mean the World of Warcraft to Me


Ted the Bellhop: Later, in another room, some crazy fucking maniac sticks a gun in my face and forces me to play out some psychosexual drama with his wife.
Margaret: He made you have psycho sex with his wife?
Ted the Bellhop: No, he didn't make me fuck his wife, he thought I'd fucked his wife! He held me at gunpoint with a loaded gun!

The previous post's quote was from "Labyrinth"
Jareth = David Bowie