When Boredom Strikes...
Ok, I'm at work right now and bored out of my mind. So I emailed a few family members and asked them to email me stuff to keep me entertained. Doug sent me some great jokes and an idea...and Tritia sent me some 'Lame Questions' to ponder which I actually thought were great and are thus the subject of my 'blah'g today! Her questions are in bold...my responses are in regular text.
Would you rather die by drowning, burning to death, or freezing to death?
Drowning. It's quicker. Burning would be too painful and I'm going to be doing that in Hell for the rest of eternity, so might as well change it up a bit. Freezing to death would take too long and I don't have the patience...
Paper or plastic?
Plastic. It offers more of a variety of uses. For example, say your toilet is backed up, you really have to take a shit, and you don't know your neighbors well enough to go knocking on their door asking to mount their throne. Your deposit would soil the paper and could be potentially messy. It also wouldn't keep the smell in. Plastic, however, would be the Alcatraz of alternative lavatory options. No mess, no smell. Depending on what type of plastic bag you use, you could either tie the grocery bag handles into a knot, use a bag that closes via one of those twisty-tie thingies, or better yet, employ the Cadillac of makeshift depositories, the Zip-Loc. You could probably even use Saran Wrap, but I would imagine the aforementioned would work better. Anyways, God bless the Zip-Loc bag!
Energizer or Duracell?
Energizer...WAY better commercials. I mean, remember that Bermuda Triangle one they did years ago? Brilliant! Duracell has those lame-ass ones where it's like 'This crappy kids talent show is using the same battery that Bon Jovi uses!' Oooooo...it's also the same damn battery a New Jersey hooker is using in her vibrator...
Would you rather eat a live tarantula or a rabbit poop?
After watching Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom...rabbit poop...
Would you rather cut your finger off with a Wustoff or never watch another movie for as long as you live?
Wustoff...and I'd do it while watching Four Rooms
Would you rather die by drowning, burning to death, or freezing to death?
Drowning. It's quicker. Burning would be too painful and I'm going to be doing that in Hell for the rest of eternity, so might as well change it up a bit. Freezing to death would take too long and I don't have the patience...
Paper or plastic?
Plastic. It offers more of a variety of uses. For example, say your toilet is backed up, you really have to take a shit, and you don't know your neighbors well enough to go knocking on their door asking to mount their throne. Your deposit would soil the paper and could be potentially messy. It also wouldn't keep the smell in. Plastic, however, would be the Alcatraz of alternative lavatory options. No mess, no smell. Depending on what type of plastic bag you use, you could either tie the grocery bag handles into a knot, use a bag that closes via one of those twisty-tie thingies, or better yet, employ the Cadillac of makeshift depositories, the Zip-Loc. You could probably even use Saran Wrap, but I would imagine the aforementioned would work better. Anyways, God bless the Zip-Loc bag!
Energizer or Duracell?
Energizer...WAY better commercials. I mean, remember that Bermuda Triangle one they did years ago? Brilliant! Duracell has those lame-ass ones where it's like 'This crappy kids talent show is using the same battery that Bon Jovi uses!' Oooooo...it's also the same damn battery a New Jersey hooker is using in her vibrator...
Would you rather eat a live tarantula or a rabbit poop?
After watching Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom...rabbit poop...
Would you rather cut your finger off with a Wustoff or never watch another movie for as long as you live?
Wustoff...and I'd do it while watching Four Rooms
posted by Scott at 12:24 PM
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