Trivia for Squiggle #XX
For the twentieth issue of Trivia for Squiggle, I have compiled a special 'double X' collection. After searching the internet for the 'appropriate' content, I came across this batch of strange sex laws from a Netscape men's site.
476. In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
477. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally permitted to kill her husband, but may do so only with her bare hands. She may kill her husband’s lover, on the other hand, in any manner she desires.
478. In Egypt, a couple can legally divorce by writing “I divorce you, I divorce you, I divorce you.”
479. An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store’s walk-in meat freezer.
480. A law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can’t dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least 3 pounds, 2 ounces of clothing.
481. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may have sex only with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
482. In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on.
483. Can you believe this Kentucky state law?: “No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club.”
484. Couer d’Alene, Idaho, police aren’t allowed to walk up and knock on a car window. Any officer who suspects that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times, and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.
485. In Oxford, Ohio, it’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture.
486. Kentucky and Idaho limit condom sales to medical practitioners and licensed pharmacists, but a license to sell the items may not be hung on a wall where it can be seen by customers.
487. In Hastings, Nebraska, no couple, even if married, may sleep together in the nude.
488. In Fairbanks, Alaska, a moose cannot have sex on city streets.
489. In Carlsbad, New Mexico, it’s legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has drawn curtains to keep strangers from peeking in.
490. In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple’s own property.
491. In California, adultery is punishable by a $1,000 fine and/or a year in prison. But adultery in Arkansas is much cheaper – offenders are fined a mere $20 to $100.
492. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines, with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only “in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.”
493. Women aren’t allowed to wear patent-leather shows in Cleveland, Ohio, because a man might see the reflection of something “he oughtn’t”!
494. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, female toll collectors can’t engage in sex with a truck driver in the confines of a booth.
495. It is illegal for any of the Nevada legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.
496. In the state of Washington, there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night).
497. In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
498. Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown – if they’re nude.
499. In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it’s illegal to make love on the floor between the beds.
500. A Maryland law explicitly states: “Every person who shall be convicted of taking into his or her mouth the sexual organ of any other person or animal, or who shall be convicted of placing his or her sexual organ in the mouth of any other person or animal, shall be fined.”
"Hm. Yes, so I, I sort of feed him some little special tits-bits. Tits. Tid, tid, sorry, tidbits. I keep making boobs. Anyway, he just...loves his nuts."
476. In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
477. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally permitted to kill her husband, but may do so only with her bare hands. She may kill her husband’s lover, on the other hand, in any manner she desires.
478. In Egypt, a couple can legally divorce by writing “I divorce you, I divorce you, I divorce you.”
479. An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store’s walk-in meat freezer.
480. A law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can’t dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least 3 pounds, 2 ounces of clothing.
481. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may have sex only with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
482. In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on.
483. Can you believe this Kentucky state law?: “No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club.”
484. Couer d’Alene, Idaho, police aren’t allowed to walk up and knock on a car window. Any officer who suspects that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times, and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.
485. In Oxford, Ohio, it’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture.
486. Kentucky and Idaho limit condom sales to medical practitioners and licensed pharmacists, but a license to sell the items may not be hung on a wall where it can be seen by customers.
487. In Hastings, Nebraska, no couple, even if married, may sleep together in the nude.
488. In Fairbanks, Alaska, a moose cannot have sex on city streets.
489. In Carlsbad, New Mexico, it’s legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has drawn curtains to keep strangers from peeking in.
490. In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple’s own property.
491. In California, adultery is punishable by a $1,000 fine and/or a year in prison. But adultery in Arkansas is much cheaper – offenders are fined a mere $20 to $100.
492. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines, with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only “in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.”
493. Women aren’t allowed to wear patent-leather shows in Cleveland, Ohio, because a man might see the reflection of something “he oughtn’t”!
494. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, female toll collectors can’t engage in sex with a truck driver in the confines of a booth.
495. It is illegal for any of the Nevada legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.
496. In the state of Washington, there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night).
497. In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
498. Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown – if they’re nude.
499. In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it’s illegal to make love on the floor between the beds.
500. A Maryland law explicitly states: “Every person who shall be convicted of taking into his or her mouth the sexual organ of any other person or animal, or who shall be convicted of placing his or her sexual organ in the mouth of any other person or animal, shall be fined.”
"Hm. Yes, so I, I sort of feed him some little special tits-bits. Tits. Tid, tid, sorry, tidbits. I keep making boobs. Anyway, he just...loves his nuts."
posted by Scott at 10:00 AM
2 Comments:
"497. In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit."
Generally I find crossing the species barrier to be just wrong anyway! =P
So, if the lady in the toll booth has sex in the booth with somebody who isn't a truck driver, it's ok?
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