Tritia's Questions

It's been a while since we've done a round of questions from Tritia. I think this will be the fifth set to appear here on this blog. As always, her questions are in bold and my answers are in plain text.

1. What's up?
My ever-growing lust for revenge.

2. What are your top five favorite television shows ever?
Off the top of my head: I Love Lucy, Kids in the Hall, Jack of All Trades, Xena, Hercules

3. What are your top five favorite movies ever?
Damn you, Tritia! You know this is an über-difficult question for me. After some contemplation I have come up with this list (in alphabetical order):
Clue
Evil Dead 2
The Great Race
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Shaun of the Dead

4. What are your top five favorite CDs ever?
Yet another hard question from Tritia. I don’t think I’d be able to narrow down my collection to a Top 5, so instead I’ll list what’s been playing the most in my CD player as of late:
Cradle of Filth - "Damnation and a Day"
Cradle of Filth - "Nymphetamine"
Dimmu Borgir "Death Cult Armageddon"
Strong Bad – "Strong Bad Sings (& Other Type Hits)"
Soundtrack – "The Devil’s Rejects"

5. Tell me a joke.
I know I’ve told this joke a couple times within our little blogging community, but it’s like the only one I have committed to memory and it still cracks me up:
What’s the difference between a Jewish mother and a Rottweiler?
Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.

6. You're making a time capsule that is going to be opened in 1000 years. What will you put inside?
Some pictures of Smallsac. You just can't go wrong with a picture of Smallsac:


7. What are going to get Tritia for Christmas?
A present.

8. What is the weirdest dream you've ever had?
This thing we call life...or perhaps all those dreams I had about going to the grocery store. Any dream that doesn’t involve zombies or crazy chicks throwing knives at me is a pretty damn weird dream.

9. Would you rather have your left big toenail ripped off or eat a dog poop?
Toenail. Even if you were to get me high on every drug imaginable and/or offered me copious amounts of cash, I don’t think I could bring myself to nosh on the scheisse...besides, once the abstraction of my nail heals up, I could always put some crazy little tattoo there...

10. What quality do you most admire in others?
Intelligence.

11. What quality do you most loathe in others?
Everything.

12. Wanna cookie?
Aaaaaaaaaacccccccccckkkkkkkkkk!!!

13. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Can’t say I’m very well-versed in the mannerisms of the woodchuck, but if it likes to chow down on the wood so much, it could always get a job in the porn industry. Why must I be so immature?

14. Finish this sentence: "I wish . . ."
"...I could decide on what my next tattoo will be. It’s been four years since the last one. I need to get off my lazy ass and make a decision!"

15. Who is your favorite celebrity?
Smallsac.

"Howdy folks! You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Mad-Men. See the Alligator Boy, ride my famous Murder Ride. Most of all, don't forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken! Ha ha! It just tastes so damn good!"