Tre Ting ... Three Things
Ok, so I was at Blogger's log-in page one day and noticed in the "Blogs Updated at XX:XX" space there was "iM the dEvil'S disciple! bOw to Me oR feeL my wraTh!"...my immediate reaction was "Wow, one of my disciples started a blog!"...MWUAHAHAHAHA! It's some Asian guy named Keiki studying in Denmark...although now all the Satanic references are gone and the blog title is something like "Cum Into My Blog"...damn, lost another disciple...I guess some people just don't know how to handle being evil.
Anyways, the most recent post at the time was this "Tre Ting" (or "Three Things") post. It is not unlike my "Tritia's Questions" posts. I finally got around to sitting down and coming up with my "Three Things" answers...
THREE RANDOM FACTS ABOUT MY CLOSET:
I actually have two closets, but only one has interesting contents:
1. I have posted up set lists from every Godhead show I’ve ever been to (except from the Jason & Mike Miller acoustic shows)
2. Mannequin parts
3. My ‘wardrobe department’ for my short films which consists of various men’s and women’s clothing.
THREE ITEMS I'VE NEVER WORN BUT STILL HAVEN'T TOSSED:
I wear everything I buy, but I still have some novelty shirts from my childhood which I cannot physically wear anymore without tearing or stretching them…like my Uff’Da shirt!
THREE THINGS I WILL NEVER GET RID OF NO MATTER HOW UGLY THEY GET:
1. My black and wilted stump of a heart
2. My bitter, foul mouth
3. My DVD collection
THREE ITEMS THAT PEOPLE WOULDN'T EXPECT TO FIND IN MY CLOSET:
1. A shirt with a panda on it
2. A bunch of stuffed animals (my ‘kids’ from a previous relationship)
3. A cricket bat.
THREE ITEMS THAT MADE ME GO, OH LORD WHAT WAS I THINKING?
1. The two Korn albums after ‘Life is Peachy’
2. That twinkie I ate last night.
THREE THINGS THAT I HAVE A SURPRISING NUMBER OF:
1. Doubts
2. Insecurities
3. DVDs
THREE DOMINANT COLORS IN MY CLOSET:
1. Black
2. Black
3. Black
THREE PEOPLE I WILL TAG:
I’m not sure what the Hell this is supposed to mean...so I’ll just assign a meaning and assume "tag" means "someone to ‘play pong’ with" (see my answers to MJ’s questions to Doug):
Now, in this fantasy everyone is single...I would never actually "tag" anyone who was in a relationship:
1. Sheri Moon Zombie
2. Lucy Lawless
3. Gina Torres
"You know nothing of Hell."
Anyways, the most recent post at the time was this "Tre Ting" (or "Three Things") post. It is not unlike my "Tritia's Questions" posts. I finally got around to sitting down and coming up with my "Three Things" answers...
THREE RANDOM FACTS ABOUT MY CLOSET:
I actually have two closets, but only one has interesting contents:
1. I have posted up set lists from every Godhead show I’ve ever been to (except from the Jason & Mike Miller acoustic shows)
2. Mannequin parts
3. My ‘wardrobe department’ for my short films which consists of various men’s and women’s clothing.
THREE ITEMS I'VE NEVER WORN BUT STILL HAVEN'T TOSSED:
I wear everything I buy, but I still have some novelty shirts from my childhood which I cannot physically wear anymore without tearing or stretching them…like my Uff’Da shirt!
THREE THINGS I WILL NEVER GET RID OF NO MATTER HOW UGLY THEY GET:
1. My black and wilted stump of a heart
2. My bitter, foul mouth
3. My DVD collection
THREE ITEMS THAT PEOPLE WOULDN'T EXPECT TO FIND IN MY CLOSET:
1. A shirt with a panda on it
2. A bunch of stuffed animals (my ‘kids’ from a previous relationship)
3. A cricket bat.
THREE ITEMS THAT MADE ME GO, OH LORD WHAT WAS I THINKING?
1. The two Korn albums after ‘Life is Peachy’
2. That twinkie I ate last night.
THREE THINGS THAT I HAVE A SURPRISING NUMBER OF:
1. Doubts
2. Insecurities
3. DVDs
THREE DOMINANT COLORS IN MY CLOSET:
1. Black
2. Black
3. Black
THREE PEOPLE I WILL TAG:
I’m not sure what the Hell this is supposed to mean...so I’ll just assign a meaning and assume "tag" means "someone to ‘play pong’ with" (see my answers to MJ’s questions to Doug):
Now, in this fantasy everyone is single...I would never actually "tag" anyone who was in a relationship:
1. Sheri Moon Zombie
2. Lucy Lawless
3. Gina Torres
"You know nothing of Hell."
posted by Scott at 10:07 AM
3 Comments:
2. Mannequin parts - Should I ask?!
Yes! You should ask! Ha ha!
Scott: You ate a twinkie? I thought that was something you'd avoid like the plague. (Actually, knowing you, you'd probably welcome the plague.)
So, there is a curse.
Squiggle: hehe...I have the mannequin parts because the last short film project I did was a zombie movie and I needed body parts...so yeah, nothing kinky going on there...yet... ... ...!
Doug: Yes, I did actually consume a Twinkie for the first time in years. I was at work and hungry and absolutely nothing looked good in the vending machine. I saw the Twinkie package and thought "Well, I haven't had one of those in a long time"...and upon consuming it I was instantly reminded of why I avoided Hostess products for years...not that I didn't know what to expect, but yeah...what was I thinking?!?!?! I'd rather deal with the plague than eat another Twinkie...and if said plague is a zombie epidemic, bring it on!
VKUWEWE!!!
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