Beware the Ceiling Cat...

Not 'bad,' but if you're at work you may just want to check and see if there's anyone standing behind you when you open it...

http://www.ceilingcat.com/


Burger Shack Employee: Ding-dong! May I interject for a second? As a Burger Shack employee for the past three years, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that if you're craving White Castle, the burgers here just don't cut it. In fact, just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one... just makes me want to burn this motherfucker down. Come on, Pookie, let's burn this motherfucker down! Come on, Pookie! Let's burn it, Pookie! Let's burn this motherfucker down! Let's burn it down! Let's burn it!

The previous post's quote was from the "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead"
Kenny Crandell = Keith Coogan