Movie Quote Answers
Here are the quote answers for the month. Sorry I'm such a lazy-ass in getting these posted...
9/6
"Why do all the good girls have to be hypothetical?"
This quote comes from a bonus email off one of the Strong Bad Email.exe DVDs.
"The venom of a black mamba can kill a human in four hours, if, say, bitten on the ankle or the thumb. However, a bite to the face or torso can bring death from paralysis within 20 minutes. Now, you should listen to this, 'cause this concerns you. The amount of venom that can be delivered from a single bite can be gargantuan. You know, I've always liked that word..."gargantuan"... so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence. If not treated quickly with antivenom, 10 to 15 milligrams can be fatal to human beings. However, the black mamba can deliver as much as 100 to 400 milligrams of venom from a single bite."
From one of the keenest characters of the Kill Bill flicks, the above quote was spoken by Daryl Hannah as Elle Driver in Kill Bill Vol. 2.
9/7
"Movin' very slowly! Very slowly!
Movin' very slowly! Very slowly!
Darkness, the fate of the world
Master, give up your soul"
This one's actually a lyric from Taranchula's "Moving Very Slowly"...Taranchula was first mentioned in Strong Bad Email #16 and the track is available on the Strong Bad Sings CD.
9/8
"Oh my God, I am WAY too stoned for this!"
Jonathan Tucker as Morgan in 2003’s Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake...and just as a side note, the original Massacre was titled as such: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. For some reason the producers of the remake decided to put the words chain and saw together, which is not inaccurate as it appears both ways in the dictionary. So I guess it was either to make their movie stand alone from the original...or because it just kinda looks cooler...iduno...
"It's a trick. Get an axe."
Bruce Campbell. Ash. Army of Darkness. "Yo, she-bitch! Let's go." (this is not today's quote)
9/12
"Oh, dear God, it's growing bigger!"
Bruce Campbell. Ash. Army of Darkness. I just chose this quote because it sounded naughty...=)
9/13
"Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who."
Michael Palin as the King of Swamp Castle in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
9/14
"He won't stop coming!"
Jonathan Jackson as Eric in the recently released flop Venom. Again, I picked this one because it sounded dirty...I'm so immature.
9/15
"I'M NOT SHOUTING! ALL RIGHT, I AM. I'M SHOUTING, I'M SHOUTING, I'M SHOUT..."
Tim Curry as Mr. Boddy portraying Wadsworth the Butler in Clue.
9/19
"Leslie escaped with a chicken?!?"
An absolutely classic line spoken by Jack Lemmon as Professor Fate in Blake Edwards’s The Great Race.
9/22
"Shitty? Mom, shitty's not a bad word. Cocksucker's a bad word!"
A partially deleted line from Daltry Calhoun spoken by Sophie Traub as June. They took out the "Cocksucker's a bad word" part for the theatrical release...maybe it'll appear on the DVD?
"I heard if you've got syphilis it's like pissing boiling water."
Russell Crowe as Arthur Baskin in an Australian film from 1993 titled Love in Limbo. It'll be released on DVD through Miramax Films at some point within the next year.
"Well, you smell like a bum's nut sack."
9/6
"Why do all the good girls have to be hypothetical?"
This quote comes from a bonus email off one of the Strong Bad Email.exe DVDs.
"The venom of a black mamba can kill a human in four hours, if, say, bitten on the ankle or the thumb. However, a bite to the face or torso can bring death from paralysis within 20 minutes. Now, you should listen to this, 'cause this concerns you. The amount of venom that can be delivered from a single bite can be gargantuan. You know, I've always liked that word..."gargantuan"... so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence. If not treated quickly with antivenom, 10 to 15 milligrams can be fatal to human beings. However, the black mamba can deliver as much as 100 to 400 milligrams of venom from a single bite."
From one of the keenest characters of the Kill Bill flicks, the above quote was spoken by Daryl Hannah as Elle Driver in Kill Bill Vol. 2.
9/7
"Movin' very slowly! Very slowly!
Movin' very slowly! Very slowly!
Darkness, the fate of the world
Master, give up your soul"
This one's actually a lyric from Taranchula's "Moving Very Slowly"...Taranchula was first mentioned in Strong Bad Email #16 and the track is available on the Strong Bad Sings CD.
9/8
"Oh my God, I am WAY too stoned for this!"
Jonathan Tucker as Morgan in 2003’s Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake...and just as a side note, the original Massacre was titled as such: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. For some reason the producers of the remake decided to put the words chain and saw together, which is not inaccurate as it appears both ways in the dictionary. So I guess it was either to make their movie stand alone from the original...or because it just kinda looks cooler...iduno...
"It's a trick. Get an axe."
Bruce Campbell. Ash. Army of Darkness. "Yo, she-bitch! Let's go." (this is not today's quote)
9/12
"Oh, dear God, it's growing bigger!"
Bruce Campbell. Ash. Army of Darkness. I just chose this quote because it sounded naughty...=)
9/13
"Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who."
Michael Palin as the King of Swamp Castle in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
9/14
"He won't stop coming!"
Jonathan Jackson as Eric in the recently released flop Venom. Again, I picked this one because it sounded dirty...I'm so immature.
9/15
"I'M NOT SHOUTING! ALL RIGHT, I AM. I'M SHOUTING, I'M SHOUTING, I'M SHOUT..."
Tim Curry as Mr. Boddy portraying Wadsworth the Butler in Clue.
9/19
"Leslie escaped with a chicken?!?"
An absolutely classic line spoken by Jack Lemmon as Professor Fate in Blake Edwards’s The Great Race.
9/22
"Shitty? Mom, shitty's not a bad word. Cocksucker's a bad word!"
A partially deleted line from Daltry Calhoun spoken by Sophie Traub as June. They took out the "Cocksucker's a bad word" part for the theatrical release...maybe it'll appear on the DVD?
"I heard if you've got syphilis it's like pissing boiling water."
Russell Crowe as Arthur Baskin in an Australian film from 1993 titled Love in Limbo. It'll be released on DVD through Miramax Films at some point within the next year.
"Well, you smell like a bum's nut sack."
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