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Currently listening to: "Baby, I Love You" by The Yayhoos
Click the above link to listen to my favorite song of the moment...
Many thanks to Yasamin for the zombie DEADication (I left a comment just now!) and for the following blog content:
1) Your favorite Ben and Jerry's ice cream?
I'm lactose intolerant...
2) Would you rather fall into a pit of non poisonous snakes or spiders?
Snakes...less of a chance of them crawling their way into any of my orifices...orifici? Hmmm...
3) Mustard or Ketchup?
MUSTARD! I love mustard...and catsup really doesn't taste like tomato in my opinion... Hehehe...ever seen that Maury Povich episode about phobias? Here's a link that has a woman with a fear of birds and then a woman who has a fear of mustard...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98RFlHQZsA8
4) Chicken or steak?
Steak...
5) Mexican, Chinese, or Italian?
Mexicans can be hot, but most of them are Catholics, which is OK, but if I were dating one I'd hate for her to drag me to church... Not too into Chinese chicks...I like Asians, but prefer the darker skinned islanders... Italians are great because of their accents...
6) New York, L.A., or Boston?
Never been to NY or Boston...and I'm a native Angeleno, so I'll say L.A.
7) Tom Hanks, Mel Gibson, Nick Cage, or Denzel Washington?
What a shitty list...Daniel Craig has the most gorgeous blue eyes...I'd go gay for him...Gerard Butler is (as a coworker of mine once said) a hunka hunka piece of man meat...Clive Owen is quite sexy...but good god, none of the above in the original question...
8) Kate Hudson, Zeta Jones, Nichole Kidman, or Beyonce?
Again, what a shitty list... I'm hot for Gina Torres (NEBULA THE PIRATE QUEEN from Hercules: The Legendary Journeys)...gorgeous woman with a gorgeous voice...
9) Star Wars or Star Trek?
Never a Star Wars fan...and since I once worked for Viacom, I'll say Star Trek...
10)Alien or Predator?
AVP!!! I like the Predator...kick ass weapons and cool dreadlocks...
11)Have a job you hate with oodles of money or a job you love with little?
There's something to be said about happiness...
12)Will you pay ungodly amounts to see a movie you have been waiting to see in a theater?
What kind of a dumbshit question is this? There are very few movies that I'll drag my ass out of the house to see opening day...like The Devil's Rejects...or Land of the Dead, which I took a day off of work to go see the first possible showing in my area...but I can wait...I would never pay ungodly amounts of money to see anything...well, unless it were Gina Torres in a zombie porn...
13)In a zombie crisis will you?...a) grab a blunt instrament and run out to face the world. b) barricade yourself in with your roommates or whoever is there. c) call shea for advice. d) go to Walmart ...
I'll say: e)run to the aid of Yasamin
Just remember that you don't need to reload knives or blunt objects...that gun is only going to last you so long, but while you have it, AIM FOR THE HEAD! When the zombie apocalypse hits (and I'm crossing my fingers hoping to see the day it happens) I'll be out there slaying the undead masses...any excuse to kill people, living or otherwise, is good enough for me...
14)Do you believe or are you open to the idea of Bigfoot?
Fuck yeah, I've seen it, too! I used to watch monster truck racing all the time as a kid!
15)Do you believe in giant squids like in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea?
Fuck yeah...and I want to believe in whatever the fuck those things were in Deep Rising...love that flick...
16)Rather be attacked by an alligator or shark?
Alligator... Hopefully Betty White will be in the background cheering it on as it tries to eat me...that'd be a trip..."If you didn't like Lake Placid you're probably on fake acid!" ~ Cheri Oteri ...
17)Would you rather write a best seller or make a blockbuster?
Blockbuster...zombie blockbuster...NO FUCKING RUNNING ZOMBIES, though...
18)Mountains or beaches?
Beaches...I have a fear of heights...
19)Armageddon or Deep Impact?
Haven't seen either...but isn't Morgan Freeman in Deep Impact? If so, I vote Deep Impact...and I don't think I'll be losing any sleep if I never see Armageddon...
20)If you were to put in a cd right now what would it be?
Finntroll's "Nattfodd"
21)If you were to put in a movie right now what would it be?
"Dawn of the Dead"...the original..."When there's no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the earth..."
Note to Yasamin: "28 Days Later" is not actually a zombie movie, but it was marketed as one...and I feel that that movie, as good as it was, is ruining the zombie genre with whole 'running zombie' deal... The creatures in "28 Days" were infected with a psychological rage virus, hence why they were called 'the infected' and not 'zombies'...Danny Boyle has even gone on record to say that they were not zombies... Running zombies (which I first saw in "Return of the Living Dead" YEARS AGO) make no sense anyways...atrophy and rigor mortis would prevent them from sprinting after their prey...
22)Who is your favorite character in Lord of the Rings?
Gandalf...because he smokes the halflings's 'weed'...
23)Bracelets, anklets, or necklaces?
Um, I do own a shark tooth necklace...but none of the other stuff...
25)Ben Stiller, Jim Carrey, Vince Vaughn, Will Ferrell, or Owen Wilson?
What's with all the shitty lists?!?!...BRUCE CAMPBELL!!!
26)Would you go see a movie no matter how bad it looked just because you love the director or cast?
Depends...will there be alcohol involved?
27)If you were just hit by a truck and were lying out in that gutter and you had time to sing one song...just one song, with any band in the world, what song would it be and with what band behind you playing?
Since it was a truck, I'll say C.W. McCall's "Convoy"
28)Ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?
Yeah...and I even used to fuck her, but then she ran off with some married Thai bastard...
29) Who is your favorite Batman villain?
CATWOMAN...Eartha Kitt was fuckin' hot...!
30) If you were just hit by a truck and you were laying out in that gutter and had time to pick one director...just one...to tell the story of your life, who would it be?
George Romero...because then I would rise from the dead after being hit by the truck...
Click the above link to listen to my favorite song of the moment...
Many thanks to Yasamin for the zombie DEADication (I left a comment just now!) and for the following blog content:
1) Your favorite Ben and Jerry's ice cream?
I'm lactose intolerant...
2) Would you rather fall into a pit of non poisonous snakes or spiders?
Snakes...less of a chance of them crawling their way into any of my orifices...orifici? Hmmm...
3) Mustard or Ketchup?
MUSTARD! I love mustard...and catsup really doesn't taste like tomato in my opinion... Hehehe...ever seen that Maury Povich episode about phobias? Here's a link that has a woman with a fear of birds and then a woman who has a fear of mustard...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98RFlHQZsA8
4) Chicken or steak?
Steak...
5) Mexican, Chinese, or Italian?
Mexicans can be hot, but most of them are Catholics, which is OK, but if I were dating one I'd hate for her to drag me to church... Not too into Chinese chicks...I like Asians, but prefer the darker skinned islanders... Italians are great because of their accents...
6) New York, L.A., or Boston?
Never been to NY or Boston...and I'm a native Angeleno, so I'll say L.A.
7) Tom Hanks, Mel Gibson, Nick Cage, or Denzel Washington?
What a shitty list...Daniel Craig has the most gorgeous blue eyes...I'd go gay for him...Gerard Butler is (as a coworker of mine once said) a hunka hunka piece of man meat...Clive Owen is quite sexy...but good god, none of the above in the original question...
8) Kate Hudson, Zeta Jones, Nichole Kidman, or Beyonce?
Again, what a shitty list... I'm hot for Gina Torres (NEBULA THE PIRATE QUEEN from Hercules: The Legendary Journeys)...gorgeous woman with a gorgeous voice...
9) Star Wars or Star Trek?
Never a Star Wars fan...and since I once worked for Viacom, I'll say Star Trek...
10)Alien or Predator?
AVP!!! I like the Predator...kick ass weapons and cool dreadlocks...
11)Have a job you hate with oodles of money or a job you love with little?
There's something to be said about happiness...
12)Will you pay ungodly amounts to see a movie you have been waiting to see in a theater?
What kind of a dumbshit question is this? There are very few movies that I'll drag my ass out of the house to see opening day...like The Devil's Rejects...or Land of the Dead, which I took a day off of work to go see the first possible showing in my area...but I can wait...I would never pay ungodly amounts of money to see anything...well, unless it were Gina Torres in a zombie porn...
13)In a zombie crisis will you?...a) grab a blunt instrament and run out to face the world. b) barricade yourself in with your roommates or whoever is there. c) call shea for advice. d) go to Walmart ...
I'll say: e)run to the aid of Yasamin
Just remember that you don't need to reload knives or blunt objects...that gun is only going to last you so long, but while you have it, AIM FOR THE HEAD! When the zombie apocalypse hits (and I'm crossing my fingers hoping to see the day it happens) I'll be out there slaying the undead masses...any excuse to kill people, living or otherwise, is good enough for me...
14)Do you believe or are you open to the idea of Bigfoot?
Fuck yeah, I've seen it, too! I used to watch monster truck racing all the time as a kid!
15)Do you believe in giant squids like in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea?
Fuck yeah...and I want to believe in whatever the fuck those things were in Deep Rising...love that flick...
16)Rather be attacked by an alligator or shark?
Alligator... Hopefully Betty White will be in the background cheering it on as it tries to eat me...that'd be a trip..."If you didn't like Lake Placid you're probably on fake acid!" ~ Cheri Oteri ...
17)Would you rather write a best seller or make a blockbuster?
Blockbuster...zombie blockbuster...NO FUCKING RUNNING ZOMBIES, though...
18)Mountains or beaches?
Beaches...I have a fear of heights...
19)Armageddon or Deep Impact?
Haven't seen either...but isn't Morgan Freeman in Deep Impact? If so, I vote Deep Impact...and I don't think I'll be losing any sleep if I never see Armageddon...
20)If you were to put in a cd right now what would it be?
Finntroll's "Nattfodd"
21)If you were to put in a movie right now what would it be?
"Dawn of the Dead"...the original..."When there's no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the earth..."
Note to Yasamin: "28 Days Later" is not actually a zombie movie, but it was marketed as one...and I feel that that movie, as good as it was, is ruining the zombie genre with whole 'running zombie' deal... The creatures in "28 Days" were infected with a psychological rage virus, hence why they were called 'the infected' and not 'zombies'...Danny Boyle has even gone on record to say that they were not zombies... Running zombies (which I first saw in "Return of the Living Dead" YEARS AGO) make no sense anyways...atrophy and rigor mortis would prevent them from sprinting after their prey...
22)Who is your favorite character in Lord of the Rings?
Gandalf...because he smokes the halflings's 'weed'...
23)Bracelets, anklets, or necklaces?
Um, I do own a shark tooth necklace...but none of the other stuff...
25)Ben Stiller, Jim Carrey, Vince Vaughn, Will Ferrell, or Owen Wilson?
What's with all the shitty lists?!?!...BRUCE CAMPBELL!!!
26)Would you go see a movie no matter how bad it looked just because you love the director or cast?
Depends...will there be alcohol involved?
27)If you were just hit by a truck and were lying out in that gutter and you had time to sing one song...just one song, with any band in the world, what song would it be and with what band behind you playing?
Since it was a truck, I'll say C.W. McCall's "Convoy"
28)Ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?
Yeah...and I even used to fuck her, but then she ran off with some married Thai bastard...
29) Who is your favorite Batman villain?
CATWOMAN...Eartha Kitt was fuckin' hot...!
30) If you were just hit by a truck and you were laying out in that gutter and had time to pick one director...just one...to tell the story of your life, who would it be?
George Romero...because then I would rise from the dead after being hit by the truck...
4 Comments:
Lactose intolerant! Do you ever feel like you're badly missing out on the icecream? (I'm an icecream-aholic. I can eat a one litre tub by myself in one sitting..)
Mm..steak with mustard..
I don't really feel like I'm missing out...it's been so long since I've had a decent serving of ice cream and just thinking about the horrible after effects of eating a bowlful (or even a scoop) makes me really not want to have any.
I think the last time I had any ice cream whatsoever was almost two years ago at my Dad's retirement dinner...it was basil-flavored ice cream and it was awesome...I only had a small amount at the very tip of a teaspoon, though...
And fuck yeah, steak with mustard! My father makes some kind of steak sauce with dijon and cabernet wine that is just bitchin'...
I'll say: e)run to the aid of Yasamin woohooo!!! i got me my own savior!! hehehehe
you've been missed dude. but yeah i knew about that 28 days later situation but i wasnt about to go against the masses at the moment. i was feeling like sheep. :D
Yeah, Morgan Freeman was the president of the United States in Deep Impact. What I liked most about his portrayal was they showed him reading off the teleprompter. It just made that aspect seem a bit more real. Not many presidents can pull off speeches on the fly. (Basically I've heard that Clinton pulled it off once.) Even Abraham Lincoln, great orator that he was, had to have a written speech in front of him (he wrote the Gettysburg Address on an envelope before actually delivering it.)
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