Thursday, December 28, 2006

Trivia Quiz for Squiggle X

Currently listening to "Voir Sur Ton Chemin" by Bruno Coulais

Sorry for the hiatus... I was indeed truly busy with work and then, since I haven't had to go to work this week, this is the first time I'm turning my computer on since probably Friday...my virtually lifeless body kept having dreams of people poking me with sharp sticks... ... ...not sexually... Here is the long-awaited, and fuckin' huge, tenth installment of the Trivia Quiz for Squiggle.

Here also, are some freaks to check out:
Carrot Museum

1. What was the last Disney animated feature to use hand-painted cels and analog camera and film work?
A. The Little Mermaid
B. Beauty & The Beast
C. Aladdin

2. The code title for Disney's "The Incredibles" (to protect the movie's secrecy) was what?
A. Sand Dogs
B. Tights
C. Parrific

3. What fictitious brand of cigarettes make appearances in Quentin Tarantino's movies?
A. Nails
B. Schultz
C. Red Apple

4. In the first Predator movie, the Predator's blood was made out of glow sticks and what?
A. KY Jelly
B. Karo Syrup
C. Hair gel

5. What was the body count in the first Predator movie?
A. 22
B. 37
C. 64

6. In the German version of Die Hard, the terrorists are not from Germany. How are they referred to?
A. South Africans
B. Swiss
C. Just plain "Europeans"

7. What is the Hungarian title for Die Hard?
A. Live to gun tomorrow please
B. Give your life expensive
C. Vigilante justice extreme

8. In the movie Mean Girls, the movie Janice and Damian are watching on Halloween is:
A. Halloween III: Season of the Witch
B. Friday the 13th: Part 2
C. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

9. How many times does the word fuck (and its variations) appear in the movie Bad Santa?
A. 147
B. 238
C. 303

10. What is the estimated total monetary value spent on golf balls by golfers annually?
A. $100 million
B. $300 million
C. $800 million

11. In poker, what is the chance of drawing a flush?
A. 1 in 100
B. 1 in 500
C. 1 in 1,000

12. The first soccer World Cup was held in what country in 1930?
A. Panama
B. Uruguay
C. Brazil

13. Which of these rock/metal bands covered Heaven 17's "Temptation" this year (2006)?
A. Mortiis (from Norway)

B. Lordi (from Finland)

C. Cradle of Filth (from England)


14. How much does the International Space Station weigh?
A. 500 tons
B. 1,000 tons
C. 2,000 tons

15. What was the first American satellite in orbit?
A. Explorer I
B. Sputnik I
C. Hermes I

16. What is a cluster of bananas called?
A. A bunch
B. A spider
C. A hand

17. Banana plants are the largest plants on earth without a woody stem. They are actually what?
A. Giant herbs
B. Vegetables
C. Weeds

18. About how many eggs does a female mackerel lay at one time?
A. 250,000
B. 500,000
C. 1,500,000

19. How many times a second can a woodpecker peck?
A. 10
B. 20
C. 50

20. What was the first cartoon character to have been made into a balloon for a parade?
A. Mickey Mouse
B. Felix the Cat
C. Bugs Bunny

21. About how long can human tapeworms grow up to?
A. 15m
B. 23m
C. 37m

22. On average, about how many chinchillas does it take to make a fur coat?
A. Anywhere between 30 to 50
B. Anywhere between 60 to 100
C. Anywhere between 120 to 150

23. How long does it take to boil an ostrich egg?
A. 20 minutes
B. 40 minutes
C. 80 minutes

24. What the Hell is poshintang?
A. Dog meat soup
B. The Korean word for genital herpes
C. A type of coat made of leather and fur

25. Macaroni, Gentoo, and Chinstrap are types of what?
A. Parsnips
B. Penguins
C. Pastas

26. What is the medical term for a natural gap between two teeth?
A. Diastema
B. Diaphoresis
C. Diazepam

27. What was the name of Sir Isaac Newton's pet Pomeranian?
A. Cotton
B. Diamond
C. Euphrates

28. What is the real first name of actor Lon Chaney Sr.?
A. London
B. Leonard
C. Alonzo

29. How many patents are attributed to Thomas Edison?
A. 667
B. 841
C. 1,093

30. What is Pat Benatar's maiden name?
A. Bryniarski
B. Andrzejewski
C. Anatevka

31. What is the first name of the TV character MacGyver (played by Richard Dean Anderson)?
A. Angus
B. Seamus
C. Bob

32. What is the adjectival form for a mongoose?
A. hystricine
B. equine
C. herpestine

33. What are the first and middle name of A.A. Milne?
A. Artemis Ackerman
B. Alan Alexander
C. Alfred Alden

34. What is Princess Leia's adopted last name?
A. Jamillia
B. Alderaan
C. Organa

35. In Sue Grafton's alphabetical ongoing series of whodunits, "C is for_____":
A. Chills
B. Cover-up
C. Corpse

36. Geza is the middle name of which actor?
A. Keira Knightley
B. Ben Affleck
C. Jason Biggs

37. Bechuanaland is the former name of what nation?
A. Argentina
B. Botswana
C. Singapore

38. In Pac-Man, the four ghosts are Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and:
A. Shrinky
B. Kinky
C. Clyde
Although I must say, if there were a porno called "Shrinky, Kinky, & Clyde" the possibilities could be endless...and now, for no reason whatsoever, here's my list of possible titles for if the Star Wars movies were porno:
Episode I: The Phantom Menses
Episode II: The Sack of the Clones
(I wanted to say Attack of the Hos cuz that would be a damn funny movie title...porno or not...but I couldn't think of anything else for Episode IV and didn't want to use Hos twice)
Episode III: Revenge of the Slit
Episode IV: A New Ho
Episode V: The Empire Sucks Balls
Episode VI: Return of the Red Eye
Feel free to send me your list...on any movie/franchise...you lovely sick bastards, you!


39. What was the Bank of America known as when it was founded in San Francisco in 1904?
A. Bank of Italy
B. Bank of New York
C. Bank of London

40. What did it say on the sign on the outer fence at the Addams Family residence in the TV sitcom?
A. Beware of The Thing
B. Weird is Relative
C. Abandon All Hope

41. What is the technical term for a palm reader?
A. Chiromancer
B. Zoroastrian
C. Thaumaturge

42. What does "zwitter" mean in German?
A. Hermaphrodite
B. A mother's teat
C. Thong underwear

43. What is the Australian equivalent to the Academy Award?
A. Ariel
B. Genie
C. Lovely

44. What is Kevin Spacey's real last name?
A. Fowler
B. Kinsey
C. Bunche

45. What is the raised part of a sundial that casts the shadow?
A. Glyptic
B. Gnomon
C. Gorelick

46. What was the original name of pop group New Kids on the Block?
A. Odium
B. Nynuk
C. Tough

47. The rock group Styx was once known as:
A. TW4
B. Trivium
C. Christmas

48. What is an amanita phalloides?
A. A rare, fuzzy white spider
B. A Babylonian statue of an erect penis
C. The world's deadliest mushroom

49. According to a Turkish proverb, coffee should be "black as hell,
strong as death, and _____":
A. as bountiful as sand
B. as smooth as silk
C. as sweet as love

50. What was the name of Olive Oyl's boyfriend before Popeye?
A. Ham Gravy
B. Highland Dale
C. Sergeant Snorkel

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. a
2. b?? who the hell would know that without cheating???
3. c
4. a
5. b
6. b
7. c
8. I never saw mean girls! b???
9. b
10. a
11. c
12. a
13. a? just because men in mud is hot.
14. a
15. c
16. a
17. a
18. c
19. b
20. b
21. a thats disgusting.
22. c they're so cute.. around my neck. ;P
23. c
24. c god i hope it's C because i just yelled it out and i have korean neighbors.
25. b
26. a
27. a
28. c
29. c
30. i think its b. but it could be a. but im goin with b.
31. b??
32. b
33. who's a.a. milne? c?
34. c
35. c!!
36. c
37. c
38. c
39. a bunch of freaking mobsters.
40. c?? i know this and its killin me that i cant remember.
41. b
42. a??
43. im not aussie. i dont know. a??
44. c
45. c?
46. c??? was a huge fan when i was like 7. it faded fast for me.
47. a?? i hate styx.
48. c
49. b
50. b

god i hope your grading this on a curve. :p

ps were you getting my corpse poking vibes? lol man it got lonely for a bit there.

7:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. A
2. B

And then I can't go on because I realise I have the attention span equivalent to the fish's 3 second memory.

But since I'm Korean yasamin's 'korean neighbours' at 24 caught my attention. Unfortunately it's the dog soup. And not many Koreans eat it.

2:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, I also didn't continue because Q3 wasn't Disney related.

I'm a Disney addict you see.

2:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahahaa! thank you jen for clearin that up for me. i was avoiding them like the plague for a bit there. :p

11:32 AM  
Blogger Doug Murata said...

1. A
2. B
3. C (I actually know this one!)
4. B (Because that's what we used!)
5. B
6. C
7. A
8. A (I think I remember seeing Michael Meyers.)
9. B
10. B
11. B (I figured I could try to do the math, but I'm too lazy.)
12. B
13. C
14. B
15. A (It certainly wasn't Sputnik!)
16. A
17. A
18. B
19. B
20. B
21. C
22. B
23. B
24. C
25. B (I got to pet a Gentoo once.)
26. A
27. A
28. C
29. B
30. C
31. C
32. A
33. C
34. C (I know this one!)
35. C
36. A
37. B
38. C (In some versions, it's a girl ghost and her name is Sue.)
39. B
40. C
41. B
42. C
43. B
44. A
45. B
46. C
47. B
48. C
49. B
50. C

2:50 PM  
Blogger paula said...

1. What was the last Disney animated feature to use hand-painted cels and analog camera and film work?
A. The Little Mermaid


2. The code title for Disney's "The Incredibles" (to protect the movie's secrecy) was what?
B. Tights

3. What fictitious brand of cigarettes make appearances in Quentin Tarantino's movies?
B. Schultz


4. In the first Predator movie, the Predator's blood was made out of glow sticks and what?
B. Karo Syrup


5. What was the body count in the first Predator movie?
A. 22

6. In the German version of Die Hard, the terrorists are not from Germany. How are they referred to?
C. Just plain "Europeans"

7. What is the Hungarian title for Die Hard?
A. Live to gun tomorrow please

8. In the movie Mean Girls, the movie Janice and Damian are watching on Halloween is:
C. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

9. How many times does the word fuck (and its variations) appear in the movie Bad Santa?
A. 147

10. What is the estimated total monetary value spent on golf balls by golfers annually?
B. $300 million


11. In poker, what is the chance of drawing a flush?
C. 1 in 1,000

12. The first soccer World Cup was held in what country in 1930?
C. Brazil

13. Which of these rock/metal bands covered Heaven 17's "Temptation" this year (2006)?
C. Cradle of Filth (from England)


14. How much does the International Space Station weigh?
C. 2,000 tons

15. What was the first American satellite in orbit?
C. Hermes I

16. What is a cluster of bananas called?
C. A hand

17. Banana plants are the largest plants on earth without a woody stem. They are actually what?
A. Giant herbs

18. About how many eggs does a female mackerel lay at one time?
B. 500,000


19. How many times a second can a woodpecker peck?
C. 50

20. What was the first cartoon character to have been made into a balloon for a parade?
B. Felix the Cat


21. About how long can human tapeworms grow up to?
First... EWWWWWWW
A. 15m


22. On average, about how many chinchillas does it take to make a fur coat?
B. Anywhere between 60 to 100

23. How long does it take to boil an ostrich egg?
A. 20 minutes

24. What the Hell is poshintang?
A. Dog meat soup

25. Macaroni, Gentoo, and Chinstrap are types of what?
A. Parsnips

26. What is the medical term for a natural gap between two teeth?
A. Diastema

27. What was the name of Sir Isaac Newton's pet Pomeranian?
A. Cotton

28. What is the real first name of actor Lon Chaney Sr.?
C. Alonzo

29. How many patents are attributed to Thomas Edison?
C. 1,093

30. What is Pat Benatar's maiden name?
A. Bryniarski

31. What is the first name of the TV character MacGyver (played by Richard Dean Anderson)?
A. Angus

32. What is the adjectival form for a mongoose?
B. equine


33. What are the first and middle name of A.A. Milne?
C. Alfred Alden

34. What is Princess Leia's adopted last name?
(dammit. I suck at these)
C. Organa

35. In Sue Grafton's alphabetical ongoing series of whodunits, "C is for_____":
C. Corpse

36. Geza is the middle name of which actor?
C. Jason Biggs

37. Bechuanaland is the former name of what nation?
B. Botswana


38. In Pac
-Man, the four ghosts are Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and:
C. Clyde

Episode III: Revenge of the Slit... mmm tasty plot!


39. What was the Bank of America known as when it was founded in San Francisco in 1904?
B. Bank of New York


40. What did it say on the sign on the outer fence at the Addams Family residence in the TV sitcom?
A. Beware of The Thing


41. What is the technical term for a palm reader?
A. Chiromancer

42. What does "zwitter" mean in German?
C. Thong underwear

43. What is the Australian equivalent to the Academy Award?
B. Genie


44. What is Kevin Spacey's real last name?
C. Bunche

45. What is the raised part of a sundial that casts the shadow?
A. Glyptic

46. What was the original name of pop group New Kids on the Block?
B. Nynuk *LAUGHS* (like I'm going to resist the pun)


47. The rock group Styx was once known as:
B. Trivium


48. What is an amanita phalloides?
C. The world's deadliest mushroom

49. According to a Turkish proverb, coffee should be "black as hell,
strong as death, and _____":
C. as sweet as love

50. What was the name of Olive Oyl's boyfriend before Popeye?
C. Sergeant Snorkel

Damn. 50 questions. You tryin to kill us???

:P

4:21 PM  

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