Yahoo! Personals

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." ~ Charles Schulz

Today is Easter. Many Christians across this country will be celebrating the world's most famous zombie today. But that's not what I came here to talk about...anyways...

So I log on to my Yahoo! account to check my email and I see a general mail from Yahoo! Personals stating "What are you waiting for?"...so I opened it because I have nothing better to do with my time...and damn, usually these 'find a date' emails feature some 'sexy' girl (if you're a guy... maybe... I suppose... zombies... jelly... grapety?)...but with this one I came face to face with something...different:

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...yeah, seriously...and they gave no explanation for the image only to be known as "Boney Pete"...but there was all the usual lingo: Try it out for free!, Sign up now!, Do you Yahoo!?, etc...I can only guess that they mean I need to get off my lazy, dead ass and go out and get laid...well, if I'm ever looking for a dead guitar player straight out a Dia de Los Muertos festival, I'll have to give Yahoo! Personals a try...which, by the way, just got way cooler by my standards...