Trivia for Squiggle #XXX
Welcome to the XXX issue of Trivia for Squiggle! The following sex-related 'comparisons', facts, and laws were all swiped from various internet sources.
726. In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet.
Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste.
Dairy products can create a foul taste.
The taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest.
Acidic fruits and alcohol (except processed liquors) give it a pleasant and sugary taste (Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown)
727. Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
728. Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons
729. Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour
730. Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Average number of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150
731. Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
Average length when erect: 5.1 inches
732. Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch
Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches
733. Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet
734. Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm
735. Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
Shelf life of a hostess twinkie: 7 years
736. Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18 year old couples make love an average of 3 times a night, every night, until they're in their 30s, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.
737. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
738. The maximum speed at which the erotic sensations travel from the skin to the brain has been clocked 156 MPH.
739. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, no man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
740. In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.
741. A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.
742. In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife.
743. Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.
744. Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.
745. Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.
746. In Ames, Iowa, a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.
747. A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines.
748. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal are punishable by death.
749. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
750. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
"The moral of the story is, don't be a dick, Dick."
726. In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet.
Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste.
Dairy products can create a foul taste.
The taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest.
Acidic fruits and alcohol (except processed liquors) give it a pleasant and sugary taste (Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown)
727. Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
728. Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons
729. Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour
730. Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Average number of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150
731. Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
Average length when erect: 5.1 inches
732. Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch
Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches
733. Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet
734. Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm
735. Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
Shelf life of a hostess twinkie: 7 years
736. Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18 year old couples make love an average of 3 times a night, every night, until they're in their 30s, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.
737. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
738. The maximum speed at which the erotic sensations travel from the skin to the brain has been clocked 156 MPH.
739. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, no man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
740. In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.
741. A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.
742. In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife.
743. Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.
744. Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.
745. Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.
746. In Ames, Iowa, a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.
747. A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines.
748. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal are punishable by death.
749. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
750. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
"The moral of the story is, don't be a dick, Dick."
posted by Scott at 12:39 AM
1 Comments:
"727. Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000" - Oh dear ...
"750. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry." - Where do I file my application?
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