TQFS #13: The Return of the Squigi
"I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk." ~ John Marcellus Huston
How appropriate that the 13th installment of the quiz marks it's (not-so-triumphant) return. To make it somewhat easy (or somewhat more fun...or somewhat whatever) this whole quiz is all Star Wars-related trivia...
1. The pulsating engine sound of the Star Destroyer is a manipulated recording of a:
A. Broken air conditioner
B. Car timing belt
C. Electric chainsaw
2. According to an interview with George Lucas, originally Luke was:
A. A girl
B. An green alien with gills and no nose
C. A wookie
3. Originally, Luke Skywalker’s last name was:
A. Starscreamer
B. Cloudhopper
C. Starkiller
4. “Vader” is Dutch for:
A. Father
B. Betrayer
C. Evil
5. Which of the three original Star Wars films had the longest production shoot?
A. Episode IV
B. Episode V
C. Episode VI
6. Determined to keep the ending to “The Empire Strikes Back” a secret, what line did George Lucas have Darth Vader say to Luke on set instead of “I am your father”?
A. “Obi-Wan killed your father”
B. “Welcome to the afterlife”
C. “What does it matter?”
7. The Huttese language spoken by Jabba the Hut was inspired by:
A. The Mandarin Chinese dialect
B. The Incan language Quechua
C. The Kenyan language of Haya
8. “Star Wars Episode VI: The Return of the Jedi” was filmed under what working title to protect the secrecy of the production and keep costs down?
A. Teddy Bear’s Picnic
B. Blue Harvest
C. Planet Terror
9. The slithery noises made when Jabba the Hutt moves were created by the sound man:
A. Running his hands through a cheese casserole
B. Stepping in a bucket full of pig intestines
C. Swishing Jell-O between his teeth
10. Qui-Gon Jinn's communicator is actually a redecorated what?
A. Sensor Excel Razor for Women
B. Toy Star Trek communicator
C. P-Touch brand Labelmaker
How appropriate that the 13th installment of the quiz marks it's (not-so-triumphant) return. To make it somewhat easy (or somewhat more fun...or somewhat whatever) this whole quiz is all Star Wars-related trivia...
1. The pulsating engine sound of the Star Destroyer is a manipulated recording of a:
A. Broken air conditioner
B. Car timing belt
C. Electric chainsaw
2. According to an interview with George Lucas, originally Luke was:
A. A girl
B. An green alien with gills and no nose
C. A wookie
3. Originally, Luke Skywalker’s last name was:
A. Starscreamer
B. Cloudhopper
C. Starkiller
4. “Vader” is Dutch for:
A. Father
B. Betrayer
C. Evil
5. Which of the three original Star Wars films had the longest production shoot?
A. Episode IV
B. Episode V
C. Episode VI
6. Determined to keep the ending to “The Empire Strikes Back” a secret, what line did George Lucas have Darth Vader say to Luke on set instead of “I am your father”?
A. “Obi-Wan killed your father”
B. “Welcome to the afterlife”
C. “What does it matter?”
7. The Huttese language spoken by Jabba the Hut was inspired by:
A. The Mandarin Chinese dialect
B. The Incan language Quechua
C. The Kenyan language of Haya
8. “Star Wars Episode VI: The Return of the Jedi” was filmed under what working title to protect the secrecy of the production and keep costs down?
A. Teddy Bear’s Picnic
B. Blue Harvest
C. Planet Terror
9. The slithery noises made when Jabba the Hutt moves were created by the sound man:
A. Running his hands through a cheese casserole
B. Stepping in a bucket full of pig intestines
C. Swishing Jell-O between his teeth
10. Qui-Gon Jinn's communicator is actually a redecorated what?
A. Sensor Excel Razor for Women
B. Toy Star Trek communicator
C. P-Touch brand Labelmaker
posted by Scott at 2:54 PM
5 Comments:
Arrggg!!!...the perils of turning off the Word Verification...! Damn spammers can go eat a bowl of dick...!
hah! oh my god scott i just watched Louis CK on hbo go on this entire rant about sucking an entire bag of dick. lmao! sorry. just funny to me.
1. The pulsating engine sound of the Star Destroyer is a manipulated recording of a:
A. Broken air conditioner
2. According to an interview with George Lucas, originally Luke was:
A. A girl
3. Originally, Luke Skywalker’s last name was:
C. Starkiller
4. “Vader” is Dutch for:
C. Evil
5. Which of the three original Star Wars films had the longest production shoot?
B. Episode V
6. Determined to keep the ending to “The Empire Strikes Back” a secret, what line did George Lucas have Darth Vader say to Luke on set instead of “I am your father”?
B. “Welcome to the afterlife”
7. The Huttese language spoken by Jabba the Hut was inspired by:
C. The Kenyan language of Haya
8. “Star Wars Episode VI: The Return of the Jedi” was filmed under what working title to protect the secrecy of the production and keep costs down?
A. Teddy Bear’s Picnic
9. The slithery noises made when Jabba the Hutt moves were created by the sound man:
C. Swishing Jell-O between his teeth
10. Qui-Gon Jinn's communicator is actually a redecorated what?
C. P-Touch brand Labelmaker
I know absolutely nothing about star wars. lol
1. B - It's too quiet to be a chainsaw and very rhythmic. I'd go with the timing belt.
2. A - I'm guessing here.
3. B - I could have sworn that I read this somewhere.
4. A - I'm guessing here.
5. Q ... erm ... B - I have no idea.
6. A - Not many people who even worked on the set knew about this one! A British tabloid leaked that Obi-Wan was evil according to this.
7. B - I'm guessing here.
8. B - I'm guessing here.
9. A - I'm guessing here.
10. A - What else would you use to talk about midichlorians?
1. The pulsating engine sound of the Star Destroyer is a manipulated recording of a:
A. Broken air conditioner
2. According to an interview with George Lucas, originally Luke was:
A. A girl
3. Originally, Luke Skywalker’s last name was
C. Starkiller
4. “Vader” is Dutch for:
C. Evil
5. Which of the three original Star Wars films had the longest production shoot?
C. Episode VI
6. Determined to keep the ending to “The Empire Strikes Back” a secret, what line did George Lucas have Darth Vader say to Luke on set instead of “I am your father”?
A. “Obi-Wan killed your father”
7. The Huttese language spoken by Jabba the Hut was inspired by:
B. The Incan language Quechua
8. “Star Wars Episode VI: The Return of the Jedi” was filmed under what working title to protect the secrecy of the production and keep costs down?
A. Teddy Bear's Picnic
9. The slithery noises made when Jabba the Hutt moves were created by the sound man:
A. Running his hands through a cheese casserole
10. Qui-Gon Jinn's communicator is actually a redecorated what?
C. P-Touch brand Labelmaker
Those are J's answers, given via telephone. He used the force, so I wouldn't be shocked if they are all wrong. *laugh*
;)
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