Remaking "Friday"
Ok, so when I saw the Hollywood Out of Ideas: Bay Redoes Friday post on defamer.com, I originally thought (before reading the article) that it was about the movie "Friday" with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker...which would've been weird...I'm sure they would've replaced Ice Cube with Vin Diesel and Chris Tucker with Jet Li or some shit like that...with massive explosions, martial arts sequences, and car chases amidst a quest for some puff...
In regards to the Friday the 13th remake...ugghh...why a remake? Why not just do another installment? That and you all must remember that Jason didn't appear in the first one and for the second film he didn't have the iconic hockey mask. It wasn't until the third film that we got to see the Jason Voorhees we all know and love (or fear)...so will they be remaking the second sequel in the series then? Hmmm... Well, as long as Bay doesn't direct the damn thing. I actually liked the Texas Chain Saw Massacre remake he produced (which, when remade was renamed the Texas Chainsaw Massacre...) because they got a really talented and dedicated director (Marcus Nispel) to do it...that and it had R. Lee Ermey in it! You just can't go wrong with R. Lee Ermey...and I liked the new, focused enraged approach to Leatherface...not to say I didn't like the original maniacally confused Leatherface...
We'll see what happens...the Friday remake isn't even up on IMDb yet...so it may not even happen...but look what is (this one apparently will be directed by Michael Bay himself): Click here for a debacle in the making.
"Babble babble bitch bitch
Rebel rebel party party
Sex sex sex
And don't forget the violence
Blah blah blah
Got your lovey-dovey sad and lonely
Stick your stupid slogan in
And everybody sing along"
Marilyn Manson, "This is the New Shit"
In regards to the Friday the 13th remake...ugghh...why a remake? Why not just do another installment? That and you all must remember that Jason didn't appear in the first one and for the second film he didn't have the iconic hockey mask. It wasn't until the third film that we got to see the Jason Voorhees we all know and love (or fear)...so will they be remaking the second sequel in the series then? Hmmm... Well, as long as Bay doesn't direct the damn thing. I actually liked the Texas Chain Saw Massacre remake he produced (which, when remade was renamed the Texas Chainsaw Massacre...) because they got a really talented and dedicated director (Marcus Nispel) to do it...that and it had R. Lee Ermey in it! You just can't go wrong with R. Lee Ermey...and I liked the new, focused enraged approach to Leatherface...not to say I didn't like the original maniacally confused Leatherface...
We'll see what happens...the Friday remake isn't even up on IMDb yet...so it may not even happen...but look what is (this one apparently will be directed by Michael Bay himself): Click here for a debacle in the making.
"Babble babble bitch bitch
Rebel rebel party party
Sex sex sex
And don't forget the violence
Blah blah blah
Got your lovey-dovey sad and lonely
Stick your stupid slogan in
And everybody sing along"
Marilyn Manson, "This is the New Shit"
posted by Scott at 2:06 PM
1 Comments:
Imagine a Friday/Friday the 13th crossover. There were those rules from the first Scream: No sex, no drugs, don't say "I'll be right back," and you should be able to survive a horror movie. Everyone in Friday should be as good as dead!
"Want a beer?"
"Want to smoke some pot?"
"How about some pre-marital sex?"
"We love pre-marital sex!"
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