Natalie Portman & The McPassion

If you didn't see Natalie Portman's gangsta rap on SNL, then YOU HAVE TO CHECK THIS OUT:
http://www.devilducky.com/media/42822/

Also, someone at work forwarded this one to me. 'Tis the McPassion:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/mcpassion.html


Bartleby: Well, then, you know, don't use a gun. Just lay the place to waste, like...
Loki: Easy for you to say. You get off light in razing. You got to stand there and read at Sodom and Gomorrah, I had to do all the work.
Bartleby: What work did you do? You lit a few fires.
Loki: I rained down sulphur, man, there's a subtle difference.
Bartleby: Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
Loki: Hey, you know, fuck you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer.

The previous post's quote was from "Die Hard"
John McClane = Bruce Willis, Joseph Takagi = James Shigeta