Wednesday, April 11, 2007

R.I.P., Kiyoshi...

04-10-07

Today I really felt the pain of true loss for the first time in my life. My father's cousin Kiyoshi passed away. His sister found his body at his home and we're guessing he passed away on Saturday. It's weird because I was just talking to someone about how I'm not close at all with any of my extended family, which is true, but there's always an exception to the rule. Kiyoshi was that exception. He was the one member of my extended family that I kept in contact with on a regular basis and whenever we would get together we would watch really awful movies for hours on end. It's hard to believe I just saw him a week and a half ago and now he's gone.

I was always a weird kid growing up, but it was Kiyoshi who is either the one to thank or the one to blame for me being who I am (and by that I mean a total weirdo)...all it took was showing me "Army of Darkness" on New Year's Day so many many years ago and I got hooked on B-movie cinema and really off the wall stuff. He was a constant inspiration to me and always a being of fascination. When my father came to this country it was Kiyoshi who took him under his wing and showed him around and played all sorts of wonderful classical music for my father. He had such an amazing knowledge of classical music and culture...but at the same time had a thing for sci-fi, fantasy, horror, anything weird... New Year's Day was always interesting in that he could be talking to my father about Verdi's Requiem and all sorts of composers and operas and then turn to me to talk about zombie movies. Kiyoshi was the coolest dude I ever met in my entire life and it trips me out even more that I was related to him. I have nothing but good things to say about him and all my memories of him were happy ones...even when he was miserable he was always in good spirits...I always said to my parents that he was probably the happiest dude I know...

Kiyoshi, all I can say is that I will miss you so fucking much. You were such a great friend to me. There is a deep sadness in my heart and it pains me that I'm going to be living the rest of my life without you in it, but I will always have and cherish the memories. So goodbye, my friend, until we meet again...in the words of Ash, HAIL TO THE KING!

Monday, April 09, 2007

Trivia Quiz for Squiggle #16

Currently listening to: "Supermonstars (The Anthem of the Phantoms)" by LORDI

Sorry it's been like two months since we've had a TQFS. I've been...busy (read: miserable)...but anyways, here's the latest installment...I'll probably post the answers on Wednesday (if I remember) or after everyone has had a chance to take it...whichever comes first. I'm only going to do one a week for a while...I just don't have the time right now to commit to two a week.

1. How many bathrooms are in the White House?
A. 16
B. 32
C. 37

2. Which was not a name for the Boston Red Sox before they adopted their current monicker?
A. Puritans
B. Pilgrims
C. Pubs

3. What was The Beatles's first #1 song on the U.S. Billboard pop chart?
A. "I Want to Hold Your Hand"
B. "Help!"
C. "A Hard Day's Night"

4. What do the letters "BF" in B.F. Goodrich stand for?
A. Benjamin Franklin
B. Bartholomew Francis
C. Bronson Fittipaldi
D. Buck Futter!

5. Who appears on the $20,000 bill for the play money in the 1960 edition of The Game of Life?
A. G.I. Luvmoney
B. Ransom A. Treasure
C. Art Linklater

6. What was RCA Victor's code name for the 45RPM record?
A. CQD
B. Altair-IV
C. Madame X

7. What year did the first issue of Playboy come out?
A. 1947
B. 1953
C. 1959

8. What year did the first issue of Playgirl come out?
A. 1969
B. 1973
C. 1977

9. What is the real last name of Joseph Stalin?
A. Dzugashvili
B. Valkenvania
C. Zelnicek

10. What does 'Stalin' mean in Russian?
A. Leader
B. Survivor
C. Man of Steel

Sunday, April 08, 2007

Yahoo! Personals

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." ~ Charles Schulz

Today is Easter. Many Christians across this country will be celebrating the world's most famous zombie today. But that's not what I came here to talk about...anyways...

So I log on to my Yahoo! account to check my email and I see a general mail from Yahoo! Personals stating "What are you waiting for?"...so I opened it because I have nothing better to do with my time...and damn, usually these 'find a date' emails feature some 'sexy' girl (if you're a guy... maybe... I suppose... zombies... jelly... grapety?)...but with this one I came face to face with something...different:

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...yeah, seriously...and they gave no explanation for the image only to be known as "Boney Pete"...but there was all the usual lingo: Try it out for free!, Sign up now!, Do you Yahoo!?, etc...I can only guess that they mean I need to get off my lazy, dead ass and go out and get laid...well, if I'm ever looking for a dead guitar player straight out a Dia de Los Muertos festival, I'll have to give Yahoo! Personals a try...which, by the way, just got way cooler by my standards...