Take A Stab At It #2
Currently listening to: "Field in Flames" by Korpiklaani
TASAI's first installment's high scorers were Yasamin and Samurai Frog with 6 out of 10 each...nothing against Frog, but I think Yasamin should get extra credit for that taint comment...and beef curtains...that's some good shite... I think I'm going to try to post the answers the next day from here on out...I sort of feel like no one's gonna give a shit if they have to wait a couple days between the question and the answer...
TASAI #1 Answers:
1. "Avocado" actually comes from a Nahuatl word meaning:
C. Testicle
Think about that the next time you eat guacamole!
2. Esperanto has how many irregular verbs?
A. 0
And no, I know neither what Esperanto is nor what irregular verbs are...
3. Axilla is the medical term for what body part?
C. The armpit
4. The number 138,435 can represent:
A. The length of a marathon in feet
The typical quantity of quills on a porcupine is 36,000 and the weight of the Washington Monument in tons is 90,854
5. What was the original name of the Peach colored Crayola crayon
before it was changed in 1962?
C. Flesh
I made up the other two colors...I don't know if they actually officially exist in the Crayola world...
6. What did the color Prussian Blue become when Crayola changed its
name in 1958?
A. Midnight Blue
Those other two shades of blue are actual Crayola colors...
7. How often does the title character in "Dumbo" speak?
C. Never
8. The sitcom "Just Shoot Me" involved people working at what fashion
magazine?
B. Blush
9. The name Darwish refers to:
B. The last name of pop singer Tiffany
I was kinda hoping somebody would've guessed the seaQuest dolphin (whose name is Darwin)...alas...
10. A log-rolling tournament is known as a:
A. Roleo
Yup, a roleo...I'm just as surprised as you...doesn't seem like it would be a real word...but then again, loggery wasn't a real word...I made that one up completely...but it sounded good, ja? I tried to look it up on dictionary.com and found nothing...then I looked it up on urbandictionary.com which got one search result for the term 'vagina logger' which apparently means "Someone who likes to bang pussy"... ... ...
OK, so here's the new set of questions!
1. The theme song to the show "M*A*S*H" is titled:
A. "Over Hill, Over Dale, Our Love Will Never Fail"
B. "Suicide is Painless"
C. The Swamp"
2. In "Superman IV: The Quest for Peace," the foe of the title character was:
A. Nuclear Man
B. Lex Luther
C. Radioactive Man
3. A 'myriad' refers to the number:
A. 10,000
B. 100,000
C. 1,000,000
4. The vacuum cleaner that cleans up after the Teletubbies is named:
A. Noo Noo
B. Boo Boo
C. Whathafuck?!?
5. L. Frank Baum's first novel was:
A. Father Goose
B. The Mystery of Bonita
C. By the Candelabra's Glare
6. What was the original name of "Nova" magazine?
A. Quasar
B. Omni
C. Starlight
7. Who said "I need sex like I need food"?
A. Barbra Streisand
B. Truman Capote
C. Woody Allen
8. What was the catch phrase for the cartoon frog in TV commercials for Kellogg's Sugar Smacks?
A. "Crunch 'em"
B. "Smack 'em"
C. "Dig 'em"
9. The average length (in inches) of an erect penis according to American men is:
A. 7
B. 9
C. 10
10. ...and the average length according to women?
A. 4
B. 7
C. 9
Answers tomorrow!
TASAI's first installment's high scorers were Yasamin and Samurai Frog with 6 out of 10 each...nothing against Frog, but I think Yasamin should get extra credit for that taint comment...and beef curtains...that's some good shite... I think I'm going to try to post the answers the next day from here on out...I sort of feel like no one's gonna give a shit if they have to wait a couple days between the question and the answer...
TASAI #1 Answers:
1. "Avocado" actually comes from a Nahuatl word meaning:
C. Testicle
Think about that the next time you eat guacamole!
2. Esperanto has how many irregular verbs?
A. 0
And no, I know neither what Esperanto is nor what irregular verbs are...
3. Axilla is the medical term for what body part?
C. The armpit
4. The number 138,435 can represent:
A. The length of a marathon in feet
The typical quantity of quills on a porcupine is 36,000 and the weight of the Washington Monument in tons is 90,854
5. What was the original name of the Peach colored Crayola crayon
before it was changed in 1962?
C. Flesh
I made up the other two colors...I don't know if they actually officially exist in the Crayola world...
6. What did the color Prussian Blue become when Crayola changed its
name in 1958?
A. Midnight Blue
Those other two shades of blue are actual Crayola colors...
7. How often does the title character in "Dumbo" speak?
C. Never
8. The sitcom "Just Shoot Me" involved people working at what fashion
magazine?
B. Blush
9. The name Darwish refers to:
B. The last name of pop singer Tiffany
I was kinda hoping somebody would've guessed the seaQuest dolphin (whose name is Darwin)...alas...
10. A log-rolling tournament is known as a:
A. Roleo
Yup, a roleo...I'm just as surprised as you...doesn't seem like it would be a real word...but then again, loggery wasn't a real word...I made that one up completely...but it sounded good, ja? I tried to look it up on dictionary.com and found nothing...then I looked it up on urbandictionary.com which got one search result for the term 'vagina logger' which apparently means "Someone who likes to bang pussy"... ... ...
OK, so here's the new set of questions!
1. The theme song to the show "M*A*S*H" is titled:
A. "Over Hill, Over Dale, Our Love Will Never Fail"
B. "Suicide is Painless"
C. The Swamp"
2. In "Superman IV: The Quest for Peace," the foe of the title character was:
A. Nuclear Man
B. Lex Luther
C. Radioactive Man
3. A 'myriad' refers to the number:
A. 10,000
B. 100,000
C. 1,000,000
4. The vacuum cleaner that cleans up after the Teletubbies is named:
A. Noo Noo
B. Boo Boo
C. Whathafuck?!?
5. L. Frank Baum's first novel was:
A. Father Goose
B. The Mystery of Bonita
C. By the Candelabra's Glare
6. What was the original name of "Nova" magazine?
A. Quasar
B. Omni
C. Starlight
7. Who said "I need sex like I need food"?
A. Barbra Streisand
B. Truman Capote
C. Woody Allen
8. What was the catch phrase for the cartoon frog in TV commercials for Kellogg's Sugar Smacks?
A. "Crunch 'em"
B. "Smack 'em"
C. "Dig 'em"
9. The average length (in inches) of an erect penis according to American men is:
A. 7
B. 9
C. 10
10. ...and the average length according to women?
A. 4
B. 7
C. 9
Answers tomorrow!
posted by Scott at 3:12 PM
2 Comments:
Hmm...
1. A
2. B? That seems like the obvious answer. I've changed my mind. I'm going with A. (I was always more of a Marvel fan, anyway.)
3. C
4. C is the fun answer, of course. I'll say B, though.
5. C
6. A
7. A?
8. C
9. B
10. B
yay! here we go again! Lol and i wasnt so wrong on those as i thought. lol
1. B (i hated that show)
2. A (lmao @ c lol Lookout! radioactive man!) lol
3. A ???
4. A! lol why do i know that??
5. B?
6. A? theres a nova mag?
7. C even though all three are people i never want to see needing either.
8. B (according to nick.)
9. C lol!!!
10. A!! lmao!!! your so bad.
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